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2013

2013-07-22 06:36:51
rating 4.4
2013-07-19 05:21:11
rating 4.9

2012

2012-10-13 04:01:59
rating 4.4
2012-10-01 16:52:26
rating 4.6
2012-09-23 15:32:21
rating 4.3
2012-09-10 15:14:12
rating 4.9
2012-09-08 15:09:34
rating 4.6
2012-04-21 04:21:47
rating 2.8
2012-04-20 13:19:34
rating 5.1
2012-04-14 16:27:04
rating 5.4
2012-03-31 16:27:47
rating 3.1
2012-02-15 15:29:10
rating 5.6
2012-01-25 16:32:43
rating 2.9
2012-01-22 11:06:12
rating 5.1
2012-01-01 16:54:50
rating 4.7

2011

2011-11-11 01:08:21
rating 5
2011-11-10 12:01:34
rating 4.7
2011-11-04 16:51:41
rating 5.1
2011-10-30 09:34:17
rating 4.7
2011-10-08 12:01:07
rating 4.8
2011-10-01 14:15:34
rating 3.7
2011-09-28 12:16:21
rating 4.6
2011-09-17 14:37:19
rating 4.1
2011-09-09 18:33:19
rating 4.3
2011-08-29 14:50:16
rating 4.2
2011-07-26 07:42:32
rating 4.8
2011-07-23 17:35:55
rating 5.1
2011-07-23 02:08:08
rating 5.5
2011-07-22 22:32:21
rating 4.9
2011-07-21 18:41:24
rating 4.1
2011-07-11 21:56:36
rating 4.7
2011-05-14 12:43:39
rating 4.6
2011-05-12 05:18:07
rating 5.1
2011-04-07 04:21:46
rating 3.3
2011-04-02 16:08:08
rating 4.1
2011-03-13 12:50:46
rating 4.1
2011-02-19 03:55:31
rating 2.5
2011-01-14 13:25:22
rating 4.2
2011-01-13 13:38:24
rating 4.3

2010

2010-11-18 00:38:54
rating 3.9
2012-10-13 04:01:59
8 votes, rating 4.4
Dwarfed in Comparison, Day One
Zalunbizda: Well we've lost our first two games, but I can already feel like we're developing!

Khurâd: Yes, I feel further and further away from our dwarven roots every second...

Izirâd: Man, in high school all the other dwarves made fun of me because I was so tall and weak and I didn't have a beard but NOW look at me!

Khurâd: You still don't have a beard...

Izirâd: Shut up...

Kibandal: Hey guys, I don't want to scare you or anything, but don't you guys feel like we're treading on old territory? I mean dwarves who can pass like elves has been done before!

Balak: What, you mean the Agility Monsters?

Zalunbizda: Oh come on we can do WAY better than them, you'll see! We'll be the next Agility Monsters, I can feel it!

Kibandal: Alright, if you insist... I'm just worried that doing the same as some other team is a bit redundant.

Zalunbizda: We're not the same as them! I mean, we're dwarves, they're dwarves, and we're both throwing the ball around, but... uh... we don't have as many beards?

Khurâd: Don't worry, we're totally different from them and we'll think of a reason why some other day. All that matters now is that we're gonna be the best agility dwarf team in the old world, and no squad, monsters or not, is going to stop us!

And the whole team cheers.
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Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-10-13 05:03:59
Gluing pubic hairs to your face does not count as a beard

just saying
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-10-13 20:51:07
As long as you keep up the fluff, mate. That's the key when aspiring to monster status.
Posted by Rabe on 2012-10-13 23:40:30
Elves that think they're dwarves and want to play like elves... I'm really curious how your skill choices will be! :-D

Rated 6 for mentioning the Agility Monsters. ;-)
Posted by Dalfort on 2012-10-14 02:35:39
Rated 6 for Rabe mentioning you mentioned the Agility Monsters :p
Posted by zakatan on 2012-10-16 10:15:26
rated 6 for redundant loop of 6-raters