Here comes a Minotaur,
Here comes a Minotaur,
Trying to Frenzy my best player,
Charging and Blitzen with all his Fistin'
pushes me straight into the stands
He is now a spectator
And no longer in the fight.
So pick up your players and say your prayers,
'Cause a Minotaur comin; tonight.

Here comes a Bull Centaur,
Here comes a Bull Centaur,
Right down with the ball in hand,
He's got Break Tackle, extra Movement,
Doge, Block. and Sure Hands
Hear those Fans /ooh and /ahh,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
'Cause a Bull Centaur goin' to score tonight.

[musical interlude]

Here comes Dirty Player,
Here comes Dirty Player,
Right into a crowded mess,
He only comes around, when my players are down,
there a swift kick in the neck
Whistles are blowin', Fans are moanin,
The Ref was there, just off to the right,
So let's give thanks to doubles rolled
'Cause the Dirty Player is banned tonight.

[musical interlude]