After winning HUBBA season 8, titled 'where evil will prevail', the 2 headed coach(es) of the
HUBBA mutants walk(s) up to HUBBA commisioner Badoek.
[R] Badoek, I have to say, I do not care for the title you gave this season. Despite common stereotyping, we are not actually...
[L] Murderd 'em! We kilt 'em all! Rhaaaaa! Blood for da blood god!
[R] Ah, whom am I kidding? Let us instead say that the title was prophetic. Evil has indeed prevailed. We would like to take the opportunity to thank our sponsors, Royal Dutch Hell, for their...
[L] Buncha wankas! Pencil pushas. We'z commin' afta you next!
All previous ramblings of coach(es) Lef'n'Right can be found
here.
So it came to pass that after exactly 30 games, the HUBBA mutants rose from the lowly skink-a-cola division 3 in season 6, advancing through the gatoraid division 2 in season 7, to now win the royal dutch hell division 1!
With only 1 team per race, HUBBA, like the old box, has no mirror matches. This does, of course, protect chaos from some clawpomb opposition. The mutants, eager for 11 blodged up players, only just skilled up their first clawpomber after 30 games. Just in time it seems; as Nurgle team
'Rot' your World looks set to win division 2, and join us in division 1 next season.