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Malmir
Last seen 6 hours ago
Underworld Denizens
[B]
Legend
Underworld Denizens
Record
35/18/5
Win Percentage
76%
Lizardmen
[B]
Legend
Lizardmen
Record
89/29/21
Win Percentage
74%
Overall
Legend
Overall
Record
4218/1284/1240
Win Percentage
72%
Archive

2021

2021-10-15 18:48:14
rating 4.9
2021-10-11 20:26:41
rating 5.3

2020

2020-10-14 20:59:48
rating 5.2
2020-10-06 19:02:37
rating 4.9
2020-09-21 07:58:21
rating 4.8
2020-09-14 20:56:37
rating 5.8
2020-08-25 21:55:48
rating 5.5
2020-07-10 17:18:14
rating 6

2019

2019-10-19 12:48:01
rating 4.7
2019-10-09 21:58:51
rating 4.3
2019-09-30 23:07:04
rating 4.9
2019-09-30 20:22:16
rating 5.3
2019-03-16 18:09:38
rating 5

2018

2018-08-22 18:18:57
rating 5
2018-07-08 09:03:01
rating 5.5
2018-06-10 18:49:54
rating 5.7

2017

2017-06-11 17:20:47
rating 4.4
2017-04-09 18:05:18
rating 6
2017-03-24 18:56:10
rating 3.6
2017-02-14 17:51:30
rating 3.5
2017-01-28 17:34:29
rating 6

2014

2014-12-29 00:08:44
rating 5.8
2014-12-29 00:08:44
32 votes, rating 5.8
Where is everyone Nuffle?
Nuffle: They're dead Malmir.

Malmir: Who is?

Nuffle: Everybody Malmir.

Malmir: What Daniel Crippler? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9717819

Nuffle: Everybody's dead Malmir.

Malmir: What Simon Kapow? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9219107

Nuffle: Everybody's dead Malmir.

Malmir: What Arnold Thug? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9475427

Nuffle: They're all dead, everybody's dead Malmir.

Malmir: 'Killer' Ken Slit isn't, is he? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9674810

Nuffle: Everybody is dead Malmir.

Malmir: Not John Slaughterhouse? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9691905

Nuffle: Gordon Bennett, yes John Slaughterhouse, everybody, everybody's dead Malmir.

Malmir: Chandler Crunch? http://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=8371024

Nuffle: He's dead Malmir, everybody's Malmir, everybody is dead Malmir.

Malmir: Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

Nuffle: *slightly under breath* Shouldn't have let him have that team in the first place!
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Comments
Posted by cdassak on 2014-12-29 00:20:56
Blog entry of the year...
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-12-29 00:23:20
Norman Lovett as Nuffle is pretty epic!
Posted by akaRenton on 2014-12-29 00:31:26
You just permanently gave Nuffle a face and voice for me. Ace blog :D
Posted by The_Provocateur on 2014-12-29 01:04:19
Well, they had a pretty successful run at least. RIP Orc Freakshow.
Posted by happygrue on 2014-12-29 01:43:56
Awesome blog. :D

And now the team is... 3 BoBs, a Temple Guard Champion, a +stat lino BC and loners. O_o

I'm so glad I got to play them before the fall! I wish you the best of luck rebuilding.
Posted by Merrick18818 on 2014-12-29 01:44:43
Best thing I've read in a long while.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-12-29 03:03:24
I love a good old Red Dwarf reference. Don't eat the white stuff Malmir.
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-12-29 11:29:38
How the mighty have fallen...
In the space of how many games was this?

Crumble 'only' dropped to 8 players and TV 2040.
Posted by vaclav on 2014-12-29 12:53:09
Best squad in fumbbl new era. Never sucha giants will be gathered on the same team again.
Posted by hupap on 2014-12-29 13:19:24
I saw Chandler Crunch going down due to a snaked GFI. Really a shame to die this way. Still this team will stay among my personal favourit list for ever :D
Posted by Malmir on 2014-12-29 13:31:14
Took 7 games Sage. I culled a couple with injuries and a couple of bloaty linos but then the rip apo rips just kept coming :) They will be back though!
Posted by Khor_Varik on 2014-12-29 18:07:52
Thx to you Malmir I learnt the expression "Break a leg!"
Keep going, they'll be back to their best level, one day!
Posted by IndiJuno on 2014-12-29 18:08:21
Dang... thought I would send my condolences to such a epic Orc team, glad I got to play them when i did. I guess this leaves space for a new up and coming Orc team eh...? ahem.