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2023-01-24 20:53:09
rating 5.8


2021-10-15 18:48:14
rating 4.7
2021-10-11 20:26:41
rating 5.3


2020-10-14 20:59:48
rating 5.2
2020-10-06 19:02:37
rating 4.9
2020-09-21 07:58:21
rating 4.8
2020-09-14 20:56:37
rating 5.8
2020-08-25 21:55:48
rating 5.5
2020-07-10 17:18:14
rating 6


2019-10-19 12:48:01
rating 4.7
2019-10-09 21:58:51
rating 4.3
2019-09-30 23:07:04
rating 4.9
2019-09-30 20:22:16
rating 5.3
2019-03-16 18:09:38
rating 5


2018-08-22 18:18:57
rating 5
2018-07-08 09:03:01
rating 5.5
2018-06-10 18:49:54
rating 5.7


2017-06-11 17:20:47
rating 4.4
2017-04-09 18:05:18
rating 6
2017-03-24 18:56:10
rating 3.6
2017-02-14 17:51:30
rating 3.5
2017-01-28 17:34:29
rating 6


2014-12-29 00:08:44
rating 5.8
2017-04-09 18:05:18
14 votes, rating 6
Proud Moment
Currently playing my son in his first match online (two offline games). I'm Gobbos and he is Orcs. He's already felt nuffle's love as my trolls have taken out 3 of his Bobs including one rip. I'm playing to an okay standard as I figure it is the quickest way to learn, hence I stalled first half, though I am suggesting how he can counter my moves (though he ignores a fair bit of my advice :) ) He's enjoying it, which is the most important thing, but I've told him he has to play me at least five times before I unleash him on ranked - he's 8 by the way, so watch the language and try to help him enjoy it please when you are picking the ripest of cherries (expect a slow game too).
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Posted by Gozer_the_Gozerian on 2017-04-09 18:29:03
Enrolled in the school of hard knocks eh? That will put some hair on the old chest.
Posted by PainState on 2017-04-09 18:47:07
My twin boys are also experiencing their first taste of Blood Bowl. They are age 10 right now about to turn 11. So between Malmir and I we have 3 of the future FUMBBLERS getting ready to go.

My Twin Boys are currently in the Blood Bowl School of Paul Hicks. Iam confident in a few years they will graduate with top honors like their dad.

Posted by PainState on 2017-04-09 18:48:42
BTW...we are playing TT on my old Second Edition astro granite board with the new BB2016 minatures. One of my sons keeps saying we need to play on the new pitch because its is cooler than that old mans pitch that I have.

Posted by bigbullies on 2017-04-09 20:52:42
Give him a whippin painstate thats just disrespectful :)
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2017-04-09 23:54:00
That is so funny that you stalled vs your son. Hahahaha. I fully understand you, but still hilarious.

My son is still unaware of this pearl... he is 7.
Posted by fidius on 2017-04-10 00:10:23
What's his handle? Minimir?
Posted by Malmir on 2017-04-10 04:26:48
He is SonofMalmir :) Thought it might make it clear to oppos that he is a bit younger than average when they are cursing their dice.
Posted by Jeffro on 2017-04-10 06:13:29
Awesome. Love bringing kids into the fold. My son's friend saw me at the Warhammer store playing a buddy of mine (ogres vs Khemri)... and so I might be introducing a couple of my son's friends to the game now.

More excuses for me to paint and order more teams :D

But good on you and your son. As long as he's having fun - that's the best.
Posted by pythrr on 2017-04-10 06:40:56
LAmmer Heretics WiLl Krush thsi Childer!

(ony kidding!) :)
Posted by Badoek on 2017-04-10 09:59:56
Stalling, ignoring advice, ugly astrogranite (it's true you old fart!), Minimir! Full of win!
Rated 6 and be prepared, my 6-year-old daughter revels in filling the CAS boxes.

At one point we might have to start a kid's league. Would be hard to keep the daddies (yes, don't tell me there's mummies putting their kids through this!) from meddling though. I thought of using a webcam but that's out of the question for obvious reasons.

Posted by Verminardo on 2017-04-10 11:49:20
Great stuff! :-D

My daughter is 5, can't really see her playing BB in 3 years time but you never know. Have you bragged properly? Does he already feel the heavy weight of expectation on his shoulders? ;-))

Hey SonofMalmir, if you're reading this, your dad is only the most successful tourney player of all time on this site.^^
Posted by Azure on 2017-04-11 05:56:12
Good luck - both of my sons and my daughter have played some. However, fluffy_bunny was the one that decided to be a complete jerk to my son and that has mostly ended any of them playing fumbbl. So be careful with the folks out there.