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2014-06-13 07:43:01
15 votes, rating 5.1
Double Skull Rant
What irritates me the most about double skulls is when you reroll it and it's still double skulls. There is no change in the graphic, it just remains double skulls, as if nothing happened. There was no exchange of information, my reroll was used in vain. Nuffle just said f#4& you, have a sh!##y day. I would like to see something happening, to make me feel better. You know, something to let me BELIEVE it is actually being rerolled or something. Maybe if I reroll double skulls into double skulls instead of skulls, two big middle fingers pop up to really drive the feeling home. Maybe add a nice goblin cackling sound with those two big middle fingers.

I know it is not being rerolled in those situations. That's cool, Nuffle needs to keep the balance, but there is nothing wrong with belief to keep the faith.....
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Posted by viperstrike77 on 2014-06-13 08:03:09
When I roll the skulls... I paused to give Nuffle time to consider my plight. I feel that if I just hit auto-reroll the dice don't change. But I agree, perhaps the noise of rolling dice would ease the pain of feeling damned! Even if you really are!! A 6 for knowing the 'damned' feeling........
Posted by Sionis on 2014-06-13 08:10:30
Probably down a shot of something.
Posted by Roland on 2014-06-13 09:02:12
doesn't the popup blink a little? and then the sound again?
unless you fail the loner roll, then it's like you describe.
Posted by NerdBird on 2014-06-13 09:11:25
If it blinks, I don't notice it.
Posted by SpacemanJames on 2014-06-13 10:00:55
Just leave the game and rejoin, that resets the RNG.
or
Just leave the game, that is a rage quit.
Posted by Garion on 2014-06-13 12:17:50
Lots of things reseed the RNG, moving the mouse and clicking does too, so its all pretty random :)
Posted by pizzamogul on 2014-06-13 13:02:24
Yes, mouse movement reseeds the RNG. After rolling double skulls, move your mouse rapidly back-and-forth while yelling "SEEDING" and then take a moment to spell "POWPOW" with your mouse before clicking reroll. This never fails, ever.
Posted by Throweck on 2014-06-13 13:11:36
I like to spend some time becoming 'in tune' with the RNG. I do this by shaking my head vigorously before every half. This way I can tell when double skulls is coming and I avoid rolling the dice.

I also like the above advice. I will try this, coupled with my way, to achieve supreme advantage against all my opponents.

Disclaimer: None of this actually works and I accept no responsibility for head aches or other injuries.

On a serious note, I like the idea of a dice roll noise but imagine it would become annoying.
Posted by Garion on 2014-06-13 13:37:51
Lol pizzamogul. You just made me laugh out loud at work and now im getting odd looks. Funny thing is I pretty much do exactly that XD sadly it has let me down once or twice.
Posted by MattDakka on 2014-06-13 13:37:58
According to Orks, we can affect the outcome of events simply by trusting them to happen.
Yelling and screaming "POW POW" helps a lot to build up the WAAAGH!!! power and influencing the dice reroll.
Posted by FRSHMN on 2014-06-13 13:51:13
You're all wrong. There's only one way to GUARANTEE the dice doing the Pow Pow Wow. Draw two stars in one fluent action with the mouse cursor before clicking to re-roll. Whenever I did this it never failed. But be careful not to stop the cursor action before having ended both stars AND don't draw across any invisible lines. Nuffle hates that and the result may be totally random from there on.
Posted by Afro on 2014-06-13 14:42:26
I love the idea of changing two skulls rerolled to two middle fingers. It would be great to have this implemented to give an extra kick where it hurts.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-06-13 16:18:45
Cackling goblin sound please!!!
Posted by awambawamb on 2014-06-13 16:20:19
it's like
DEAD
apo.
DEAD
Posted by albinv on 2014-06-13 16:35:58
Lol yes give us all your best shots!

"two big middle fingers pop up to really drive the feeling home."

Makes me chuckle - i want!
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-06-13 16:51:36
While I approve of half of the suggestions up above I first demand fixing treemen and their inability to un-root.
Posted by Garion on 2014-06-13 17:17:03
just get knocked over ;)
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2014-06-13 17:22:02
If you let Nuffle decide if you'll have a good or a bad day, maybe you need to reexamine your life. :)
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-06-13 19:04:52
All I have to say for your petty RL logic, Fouly, is this...

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2014-06-13 20:39:03
I <3 you too Jeff! :D
Posted by garyt1 on 2014-06-13 20:39:09
For dead apo dead there should be a sound of Christer or Kalimar chuckling.
Posted by paradocks on 2014-06-14 10:28:36
I recently rolled quad skulls 3 times in 4 games.. fun times
Posted by SpacemanJames on 2014-06-14 13:34:15
Every time i roll double skull, i call the opponent a hacker and eat a cookie.... That is why I'm fat and regularly banned.

take care now. Xx