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2021-06-07 18:01:21
rating 5.6
2021-02-09 00:28:02
rating 5.7


2020-10-21 17:40:37
rating 6
2020-10-11 04:22:44
rating 5.9
2020-09-18 20:28:27
rating 5.2
2020-04-13 18:03:36
rating 5.9



2018-08-03 04:25:18
rating 5.8



2016-12-28 18:33:30
rating 4.8
2016-12-28 12:35:18
rating 6
2016-12-16 15:28:10
rating 5.7
2016-11-25 08:49:56
rating 6
2017-01-10 17:05:29
9 votes, rating 5.3
Dice Whinge incoming - Reader suffers armour break, reader is stunned c9805222 piles on reader remai

This are a sample of recent games I have played. I think from Christmas to New years I have played 42 games with my ogres. Below is a sample of the pain I have been through.

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3863663 - urgh, str6 av10 block guard ogre dies from a failed gfi

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3864988 - this is a joke

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3865235 - where legends die

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3865258 -

https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3865187 - particularly brutal


https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3866679 - match comments below:
“The latest in the continuation of 3 to 4 dicings per good game. I am at least fortunate that my opponents put up with my whining and cheese and enjoy my bad jokes.

Still I really wish the dice would average out in a game and not over a 1000 games. I'm bored of rolling a 1 followed by a 1 or double skulls rerolled to double skulls to killing a player, it is not fun.”


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Posted by garyt1 on 2017-01-10 17:27:01
Life is tough for Ogres! Having to contest with bonehead on top of everything else doesn't help.
Posted by pythrr on 2017-01-10 17:37:24
dude, you are playing ogres. what do you expect?
Posted by CroixFer on 2017-01-10 17:42:38
Rated 6 for actually playing ogres, hard as it might be.
Posted by Uedder on 2017-01-10 17:48:00
Just stop rolling ones!
Posted by Harad on 2017-01-10 18:18:46
Ogres are horrible. Have a break playing something else. And sadly for your player naming, but otherwise amazingly, there have been two snotling legends in the box :S
Posted by jdm on 2017-01-10 18:20:39
Kudos mate. At your TV you'll be playing the monster teams, and as these matches show, you're not backing down from any challenge. Great attitude but poor outcomes :s
Posted by bghandras on 2017-01-10 18:51:41
These are ogres!! Dicing is guaranteed. If you lose by a small dicing, then consider it a good day. If you pull a tie, then the opponent might be diced seriously.
Posted by Cavetroll on 2017-01-10 19:06:30
This was my first game of the new year. Zero sympathy for your plight, and I wish death upon all your Ogres:

Posted by SpecialOne on 2017-01-10 19:33:11
Actually in our human vs human game the other night, the dice stats are not that bad for you. My rolls were slightly better, but not much. I gues your rolls failed at some very crusial moments of the game. And that hurts even more, than a true dicing! I recall we both agreed on your unluck.
Posted by ben_awesome on 2017-01-10 19:40:07
hah Cavetroll, it seems you have your wish only 1 ogre has survived since that game!

I know Specialone, it was against the Foxes where I had to roll 18 block dice to get a pow. The dice stats for our game were much closer than I thought, I guess its perception as much as anything
Posted by Cavetroll on 2017-01-10 19:54:51
So I see. Wow, your team's TV dropped by about 1000!

Posted by ben_awesome on 2017-01-10 20:20:39
yep almost as soon as I put up this whinge blog, I go out and dice an opponent. Nuffle works to undermine me again!
Posted by paradocks on 2017-01-10 22:32:45
I wish I were fortunate enough for my dice to average out over 1000 games :)