When two teams like Never Bite On The First Date and Smashing To Oblivion decide to meet on the pitch you know the only result can be a match like this. The simple stepping on the grass of William Wallcas and Chief Sommelier Vlad is able to send chills up everyone's spine, their shadow freezes linos as their bloody reputation walks towards them, terrorizing even ref and specs. Add to this a couple of scary mechas and two merciless crypt ghouls and you are ready for the worst slaughter you've ever seen.

Ready...go! People going to hospital. Sommelier taking ST4 mechas down like rotten trees, William roaming in the field hunting for the ball carrier. Turn 4, he hit our legend Count Jugular, took him down, crippled him for second time in his career. I heard his skull cracking from the bench, but I kept the apo from rushing in: the old fella has too many battles on his back, I decided to left his destiny on regen. He didn't regenerated. Once again the Sommelier had to carry one of his best friends outta the pitch, this time the crypt ghoul with most blocks in Stunty.
"That's the end, ol' mate" said the Strig Lord.
"Yeah" answered Count Jugular, dripping blood and brain bits all over "But don't be sad. You know, we had good times together, and I know coach will always save the apo for you."
"Shit. This makes me feel guilty."
"Don't. Just do me a favor: smash those bastards. Smash 'em and teach 'em a lesson. Remember: we are NBOTFD."
After we scored 1st TD William Wallcas was banned and the punishment began. One mecha, scared about his life, decided to play the dead in K.O. box, the other one made a pathetic show of himself tryin' to dodge away from the Sommelier. We celebrated Count Jugular's retirement in the best way, he is now going to dedicate more time to his kids and bride and rumors say he could soon appear as guest star in the forthcoming next season of "Vampire Diaries".

Thank you Count, for all you did for the team. Nobody will ever forget you, and we'll drink a pint of virgin's blood to your health tonight!