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Shambling Undead
Shambling Undead
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2019-11-06 22:59:54
rating 4.8


2014-12-12 20:59:57
rating 5.5
2014-10-15 03:14:35
rating 5.3
2014-09-26 18:27:29
rating 5.2
2014-08-07 19:01:32
rating 3.9
2014-07-29 00:53:23
rating 5.2
2014-07-05 02:22:39
rating 5.5
2014-06-29 04:16:40
rating 4.2
2014-06-28 05:37:18
rating 4.1


2010-02-09 21:53:57
rating 5.6


2009-12-22 19:32:28
rating 5
2009-12-04 22:20:17
rating 4.7
2009-12-01 18:32:19
rating 4.6
2009-11-19 19:24:46
rating 4.7
2009-11-18 19:15:00
rating 4.9
2009-11-02 17:29:27
rating 5
2009-10-28 16:53:12
rating 5


2008-01-25 06:16:11
rating 4.6
2014-09-26 18:27:29
20 votes, rating 5.2
Words to Blood Bowl by.
Words to blood bowl by:

1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time.

1 Your ‘Bad Dice’ are not the fault of your opponent.
2 Your opponents ‘Good Dice’ are not the fault of your opponent.
3 Your opponent does not usually think your dice are as bad as you think they are.
4 Your opponent does not usually think his dice are as good as you think they are.
5 Any roll can succeed on a six no matter how unlikely it is.
6 Any roll can fail on a one no matter how easy it should be.
7 Re-rolls will fail sometimes.
8 Every other Coach has suffered from this at sometime in the past.
9 Most other coaches understand when you are truly having bad luck but there is nothing they can do that will help ease your frustration.
10 It is a dice game.
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Posted by vaclav on 2014-09-26 18:52:46
1. since it exists, bb counts as real life.
2. everone else on this site are illusion but me.
3. Turn 16 foulz are fun
4. Statistic is bunch of bollocs
5. RNG is hacked
6. (Never trust an elf) or a 2m high moorish guy in batman suit
7. Chainsaw is a sissy whiner
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-09-26 19:10:29
181. Say hello
182. Do not not say hello, then whine
183. Vaclav wears his mom's underwear, do not trust him
Posted by bghandras on 2014-09-26 19:12:20
"The RNG is programmed to reward better play. If your first action of a turn is a 1 dice block with a player with no skills the RNG will not like that so will cause you to fail on average 1 in 3 times. However if you start with a 2dice block on an unskilled opponent the RNG will approve and award you with a knockdown 75% of the time. But if it's in a bad mood it may still fail you, in my experience this happens 1 in 36 times." by spubbbba
Posted by cdassak on 2014-09-26 19:16:01
Kill all menz
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-26 19:36:24

2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun.

Helping my opponent have fun is part of the fun for me, so my #2 trumps your #3. =D
Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-09-26 19:48:50
Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the clawpomb!
Posted by Wreckage on 2014-09-26 19:52:49
It's an excellent collection. Think I have heard almost all of them.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-09-26 19:53:33
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.

I call this section the "mrt1212 playbook"
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-09-26 20:03:27
1. Don't talk about FUMBBL.
2. Kill all mens.
Posted by Russo on 2014-09-26 20:11:09
Nice collection Tymless :-)
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-09-26 21:15:52
b) If you lose, it's because you didn't foul enough.
And don't forget Rule 34.
Posted by Tymless on 2014-09-26 21:41:27
Thanks Russo.

The_Sage so as I said 2) Everyone's fun is different.
Posted by TFRiley on 2014-09-26 21:43:18
Which is: When you can, go full retard.
Posted by CastleMan on 2014-09-26 22:02:57
187. All War dancers, even rookies, are an abomination. Killing them please Nuffle.
Posted by mrddixon on 2014-09-26 22:29:37
i always take credit for my opponents bad die rolls.
Posted by cdassak on 2014-09-26 22:39:51
666. Pray to Nuffle for a Hail Mary Bombardier
Posted by Gary_Gygax on 2014-09-26 22:41:34
1000. Italian swearing power DOES exists :)
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-09-26 22:59:38
Hahah I really didn't think that rule 34 would apply to BB but it certainly does!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-09-27 00:03:35

61) Drinking while playing makes losing extravagant.
62) Marijuana the gateway drug to killing all Menz.
63) Chainsaw does infact whine but not in a sissy way.
64) Piling On Players literally ask to be fouled. Literally.
65) Valclav cheats, so don't trust him. ;)
66) keggiemckill is wicked rowdy.
Posted by Arktoris on 2014-09-27 02:01:21
bloodbowl is not driven by statistics...as much as it is by Black Swan events.
Posted by Kelkka on 2014-09-27 11:14:00
Oddly many of those apply to sex also.
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-09-27 14:35:08
Even more oddly, except Rule 34.
Posted by Synn on 2014-09-28 04:11:31
Show me someone who is stalling, and I will show you someone who @#$%'ed up on defense.