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Crook666
Last seen 23 minutes ago
Chaos Renegades
Super Star
Chaos Renegades
Record
117/64/150
Win Percentage
45%
Vampire
Emerging Star
Vampire
Record
85/54/146
Win Percentage
39%
Overall
[R]
Emerging Star
Overall
Record
419/292/642
Win Percentage
42%
Archive

2018

2018-01-17 11:51:23
rating 4.8

2017

2017-06-11 17:18:57
rating 5.2
2017-03-10 10:19:38
rating 5.8

2016

2016-02-13 12:53:04
rating 3.9

2015

2015-12-03 12:25:13
rating 5.4
2015-11-12 14:09:18
rating 5.1
2015-10-16 02:56:00
rating 5.3
2015-09-09 23:43:50
rating 5.4
2015-08-31 09:35:10
rating 5.3
2015-08-17 14:59:19
rating 5.4
2015-06-25 11:52:16
rating 5.3
2015-06-08 16:29:55
rating 5.3
2015-05-29 12:35:45
rating 3
2015-04-27 23:48:04
rating 5.7
2015-04-05 11:30:52
rating 4.8
2015-03-12 12:14:54
rating 4.8
2015-03-06 11:42:53
rating 4.2
2015-01-17 23:06:31
rating 3.2
2015-01-05 18:36:05
rating 4.9

2014

2014-11-30 13:32:44
rating 2.3
2014-11-23 11:19:03
rating 4.5
2014-11-09 17:27:10
rating 5.3
2014-09-27 11:24:22
rating 4.9
2014-09-25 21:47:19
rating 6
2014-09-07 20:29:34
rating 5
2014-08-23 19:57:33
rating 5.1
2014-08-06 15:37:01
rating 3.3
2014-08-02 16:43:18
rating 3.6
2014-07-17 17:03:48
rating 4.5
2014-06-30 12:29:25
rating 5.2
2014-06-29 13:56:36
rating 4.4
2014-06-27 17:23:12
rating 5.4

2013

2013-12-10 15:53:06
rating 5.1
2013-12-05 13:39:54
rating 4.6
2013-11-30 18:37:14
rating 3.7
2013-11-24 23:40:20
rating 5.4
2013-11-09 19:28:01
rating 5.6
2013-10-30 17:10:10
rating 4.2
2013-10-26 11:49:32
rating 4.5
2013-10-16 11:20:51
rating 5.7
2013-09-15 17:30:52
rating 4.7
2013-09-10 11:19:40
rating 4.6
2013-09-03 13:33:46
rating 5.5
2013-08-31 12:29:30
rating 5.2
2013-08-26 16:18:17
rating 3.2
2013-08-18 03:47:46
rating 4
2013-08-02 19:51:59
rating 5
2013-07-18 20:40:57
rating 5.6
2013-06-27 01:10:06
rating 5.3
2013-05-17 11:30:39
rating 4.2
2013-05-12 12:02:34
rating 5.7
2013-05-03 20:09:11
rating 5.8
2013-04-26 17:59:43
rating 5
2013-03-18 17:29:37
rating 5.3
2013-03-11 13:34:20
rating 5.7
2013-02-22 15:51:05
rating 5.4
2013-02-16 14:07:42
rating 5.9
2013-02-13 20:49:45
rating 5.4

2012

2012-12-30 13:24:44
rating 5.3
2012-12-06 14:47:05
rating 5.9
2012-11-16 19:14:25
rating 4.8
2012-11-14 21:04:50
rating 4.2
2012-11-02 22:27:15
rating 5.1
2012-11-01 14:15:07
rating 4.9
2012-10-30 17:53:33
rating 5.3
2018-01-17 11:51:23
9 votes, rating 4.8
Secret League Galore
This morning the muse of poetry was smiling brightly at me, so with her blessing I composed a great poem which I share with all of you.


I play seven games or more
In a day, it's a galore!
Losing bad or winning big
It's allright, don't give a fig

I am looking for your teams
If you lose, please hold your screams
Don't you put the blame on me
And don't curse the RNG

If you play the best you can
You'll become a better man
Don't be afraid to get a spank
And forget your damn coach rank

There are tournaments and brawls
Secret weapons, giants and claws
Garion made this for us all
So be there and play the ball

There's the Shield and there's the SLAM
Great coaches like Soul_Thief and Bram
Other ones I'd like to kick
That's because they cherry pick

If you whine and if you quit
Stay away, and so be it
But my friend, running away
Means you'll never learn to play

I would like there were more lads
Playing daily with their squads
Secret League, that is my life
It's far better than a wife

So let's make a team and try
Come on pitch, please don't be shy
Brace yourself, just have a look
If you lose... well, you met Crook.










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Comments
Posted by MattDakka on 2018-01-17 14:00:36
I'd like to play SL more,
but my offers are often ignored.
Apparently, people like to pick and avoid
even when the CR gain is void.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2018-01-17 17:47:46
Great effort, Crook - very cool! :)
Posted by Gozer_the_Gozerian on 2018-01-17 18:30:20
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Posted by Araznaroth on 2018-01-17 19:46:20
SL rules! As does Crook!!!