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2014-11-03 13:49:56
18 votes, rating 6
200 not out
The Green Tide have just finished playing their 200th game, so it's time to check in with the Great Gobbo to see how things are going.

KO! Magazine: "Great Gobbo, congratulations on another milestone reached, 200 games and counting"
Great Gobbo: "Iz it reely 200 gamez? I iz glad yew iz keepin kount az I lost trak afta foor"
KO! : "Our pleasure. Here are the numbers from the first 100 games and the second hundred:

1st 100: P100 W1 D3 L96
2nd 100: P100 W2 D6 L92

There has clearly been a marked improvement in the Tide's performances"
GG: "Wow, look at dat all our gud resultz dubbled! Dat meens den dat in der next undred games we will win foor an draw 9"
KO!: "12"
GG: "Yeh twelve. Dat iz gunna be our goal den, ter win 4 gamez outta der next undred"
KO!: "And the Tide now have a legendary player"
GG: "Yep, Greeda Stinkbreath achieved dat feet in iz 150th game, well datz wot yew sed, an it wuz sum gud newz at a time wen we wuz all down"
KO!: "Because of the unfortunate deaths of Grim Toejam and Nasty Eyepokka on the same day?"
GG: "Yeah, we az ad sum ighz dat last undred gamez but dat wuz definatly der low point"
KO!: "And looking forward what is the future for the Tide?"
GG: "Well der Fumbble Cup iz just round der korna an we iz fokussin ded ard on dat. Der ladz iz all excited bout avvin der chance ter be der bestest teem on Fumbble. A ome tie versus dem Flyin Sanwichez, Left me art in San Francisco or der Blud sea Buccaneerz wud be kewl an loadsa fun fer wen we nokk em outta der kup."
KO!: "Well good luck for the next hundred games, and we will see you again on Wednesday as we watch the draw for the Fumbble Cup live at the Badlands Community Swamp on Cabalvision with you."
GG: "Bring yer own grog"
KO!: "Will do"
GG: "An extra fer me"
KO!: "OK"
GG: "An sum meet flavered krispz fer Nige"
KO!: "We'll see..."
GG: "An a sixty inch krystal ball"
KO!: "Now hang on"
GG: "An foor alflinz wiv gud speekin voices"
KO!: "Whatever for?"
GG: "Surround sound"
KO!: "No"
GG: "Sum fit yung gurlz eeger ter mek a bit o money ter pay fer dere way frew college"
KO!: "Definitely not"
GG: "Wun o dem new red kartz frum Tilea"
KO!: "Shut up"
GG: "Wun o dem wooden toyz frum dat place in Albion, Games Wurkshop"
KO!: "Do you have any idea how expensive those things are?! So which model of red cart from Tilea are you interested in?"
GG: "Der wun wiv der bull on der badge"
KO!: "Ah, a Lamborcgreeny"
GG: "Yeh!"
KO!: "Well I suppose it is cheaper than one of those ridiculous wooden toys from Albion"
GG: "Hey, mebbe dey kud mek likkle wooden toyz o uz!"
KO!: "What kind of sad git would want one of those?.........."
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Comments
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-11-03 15:26:06
Brilliant. Here is to 200 more!
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-11-03 19:08:06
If you get triple the wins and draws by the next 200 Ill donate a bunch to FUMBBL!

DO EET
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-11-03 21:36:52
\m/ ROLL TIDE \m/
Posted by Dalfort on 2014-11-04 14:07:15
I want a wooden Green Tide toy...

Congratulations on the milestone!