This is how the story begins.

In the dark dark state of Tenny See
there was a dark dark town called Lynchem Burg.

In the dark dark town of Lynchem Burg
there was a dark dark building called the Jakk Nonailz Distillery.

In the dark dark distillery
there was a dark dark staircase.

Down the dark dark staircase
there was a dark dark cellar.

And in the dark dark cellar
some goblins plotted.

There was the Great Gobbo, World famous head coach of the Green Tide,
Jakk Nonailz, World famous distiller of moonshine,
Eviluz Paisley, World famous singer and toilet afficianado
and Doc Eadcase who is not famous or a doctor, is technically employed as an apothecary even though he is responsible for more Green Tide deaths than the opposition, and basically just likes mucking around inside of dead gobbos to see what kind of goo comes from where.

Outside there is a storm. Lightning flashes and thunder rolls. It rolls double skulls.

To be continued...