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2013-12-07 15:10:59
11 votes, rating 5.1
Xmas tree, and the angel on the top
"One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

All radiant and smiling; the angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree."
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Posted by Badoek on 2013-12-07 16:24:42
Rated 5. Good one, though it's spelled Christermas, not Christmas.
Posted by bghandras on 2013-12-07 19:31:32
Nice comment. Keep in mind for the future. But I suggest not to use it on your virtual family life, only in your real life here at fumbbl. :)
Posted by pythrr on 2013-12-08 02:55:46
no no

it's called consumermass.

buy buy buy for the money-god!
Posted by albinv on 2013-12-09 00:57:58
Not bad at all, may also have some truth to it.

With angels you never know.

Would have to vote it good for the Christermas comment alone tbh. ;)


Oh, and i second that, dont forget to consume people: 'cause its good for the economy and economy is best for society, 'cause we can create more products to consume then, 'cause you can work more to consume more products then, 'cause consuming makes us all happy, - consuming makes you happy! - consume more products, be more happy!

Now go out and buy something, do something good for society!
Do not ask what money can do for you, ask yourself what can i do for money! :D