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Muff2n
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Super Star
Human
Record
18/11/9
Win Percentage
62%
Orc
Star
Orc
Record
10/7/7
Win Percentage
56%
Overall
Super Star
Overall
Record
48/30/34
Win Percentage
56%
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2021

2021-06-15 20:49:17
rating 5.4
2021-06-06 11:02:16
rating 5.3
2021-05-28 14:43:34
rating 5.7
2021-05-24 10:16:47
rating 5.1
2021-05-23 17:49:23
rating 6
2021-04-18 20:51:20
rating 5.4
2021-04-07 19:30:59
rating 5.7
2021-03-26 22:54:46
rating 5.6
2021-03-21 22:38:11
rating 5.8
2021-03-05 15:49:18
rating 5.9
2021-02-23 12:33:45
rating 6
2021-01-28 20:06:41
rating 5.9
2021-01-08 21:52:23
rating 5.6

2020

2020-12-18 21:22:22
rating 4.3
2020-12-09 22:08:03
rating 5.6
2020-11-28 22:41:04
rating 5.3
2020-11-25 19:40:50
rating 4
2020-08-07 14:14:47
rating 1.5

2019

2019-12-19 13:35:00
rating 4.4
2021-05-28 14:43:34
7 votes, rating 5.7
BoCK - Anatomy of: Nerds
This week the Beasts of Crimson Keep take on the Dreamers of Death and Despair. Your second favourite CabalVision programme about your second favourite team! The necrarchs have impressive speed but this will be contrasted against the endurance of the blood dragons. Coming off the back of last week's worst ever defeat, the BoCK are looking to win big and hurt things. Probably not in that order.





Against elves - and this basically being a team of Erdrils plus thein boneshields - long time readers will know that I like to concede early. But after last week's painful I have been reading about caging (need to get better). I came across the fabled vengabus, an incredibly robust defencive structure. So I was torn because I was keen to try out this formation, but then I wouldn't concede. What to do...





I can do both! Alright 0-1 down, it is time for a powerful drive.





Ah a 3 man down desperation drive it is. Let's unleash the 'power play'!





0-2 at half time. It reeks of desperation. Could we get a little more?





Perfect. This is a team that thrives under pressure, so the stage is now set for the almighty comeback.





Almost. But. Not. Quite. Facing a 0-3 loss, can the BoCK at least salvage a TD and avoid their worse ever defeat again?





Well yes and no. We did score, but then these filthy elves did a 1TTD back. Stinking elves, that explains why they have foul appearance. If it were based on look along, Terrible Ivan's maggot infestation would surely qualify.





Another painful, worst ever loss. Next week is now our most important game as we battle to avoid finishing last. Forunately we face the other bottom team, Scions of Neferata. These Lahmian vampires spend their time learning how to dominate humans - simply so that they squirm less when you bite them. Pathetic. Should be a walk in the park.
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Posted by Rbthma on 2021-05-29 23:26:20
Spring in Sylvania is a challenging time for you and the Strigoi being the two newest teams in the region. Luckily CIBBL has some good inducements...maybe Morthinus Screamchyld and the Black Knight can help?
Posted by Muff2n on 2021-05-30 21:06:41
Oh I'd say it was a challenge, but I've been played in both games so there's that too!

I don't rate the black Knight Vs vamps as he's just a single piece that offers no utility. In general it's hard because who does a star replace? I'm light on thralls on the pitch already! But a wizard is a nice inducement.