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Endzone
Last seen 12 hours ago
Human
Legend
Human
Record
60/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
Legend
Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
[B]
Legend
Overall
Record
810/200/155
Win Percentage
78%
Archive

2019

2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.6
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.3
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.8
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2012-12-23 15:19:25
14 votes, rating 3.8
Box-star
(To the tune of 'Rockstar' by Nickleback)

Box-star

I'm through with standing in line
To get for ever kicked in
It's like the coach doesn’t care
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new club
And a team that’s on the up
And some bitches to do the lineman stuff
And a barrel of beer big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a player wage that's got no limit
And a blue-gold helmet with an eagle on it
Gonna set the block record
Rush thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want my own apoth’ there for every game
My name marked up in the Hall of Fame
Somewhere between Griff and
Morg’N Thorg is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be Black Box stars
And then retire in glory if we last that far
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
A legend’s story from the teams we beat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the Bloodbowl stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Bloodweise’ Babe
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a Box-star
Hey hey I wanna be a Box-star

I’m gonna win the FC and Crown of Sands
Gonna kill a Troll with my own bare hands
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
I'm gonna bash some beasts
Gonna duff up some dwarves
Gonna out score elves and then kill me some orcs
Gonna date a cheer leader that loves to
Blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be Black Box stars
And then retire in glory if we last that far
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
A legend’s story from the teams we beat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the Bloodbowl stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Bloodweise’ Babe
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a Box-star
Hey hey I wanna be a Box-star
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Comments
Posted by BrianVanLe on 2012-12-23 19:50:53
Rated 1 for Nickelback
Posted by xnoelx on 2012-12-23 20:07:27
Good effort, but yeah, I'm afraid also rated 1 on principle.
Posted by Endzone on 2012-12-23 20:24:14
I'll have to do a Kyle Minogue (as it were) and see if that is more to Fumbbl taste!
Posted by Badoek on 2012-12-24 07:31:21
It should be: 6 (or so for lyrics and effort) minus 1 (or so for Nickelback) = rated 5!
Posted by Badoek on 2012-12-24 07:32:19
and Kylie just might help ;)