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These legends of Wrestling have grown tired of life ringside. It's time to get back into the public eye with another form of sport (violence) for the masses entertainment.
After a first match when the former wrestlers spent a lot of time bone headed they started to realise what the point was and got into the swing of the things. But these pesky green things kept running around beneath their feet. "No Vince you cannot be chairman!"

5 wins and 2 draws in first 13 matches before it went downhill.

Top of the Blackbox Premiership for Ogres Oct/Nov 2013.

Little Lord Lucan is the second ever Snot to reach legend status in FUMBBL and Giant Haystacks was then the greatest ever Blackbox Ogre!

After 86 games we have two ag4 and two move 6 snotlings in the lineup!
We won match 99 1-0 vs Halflings for our first win after a 29 winless streak! Then bettered another lot in game 101. More Halflings!

In game 105 the stat up snot quartet finally was broken up when Hulk Hogan's Mate scores a TD but then slips and breaks his neck v Dwarfs. The Green Man was killed next match. Next match Waterboy was also badly injured but Little Lord Lucan's scores to be a SNOTLING LEGEND! He was fouled and blitzed into the badly hurt box but survives to take the plaudits.

After 8 defeats in a row the Wrestlers win games 110 and 111 against Necromantics and Undead! After a few more bad games we won a game vs Norse.
Little Lord Lucan became the greatest ever FUMBBL snotling!
We had a 17 match winless run but won match 133 against CDassak's Orcs and became the OLDEST BOX OGRE TEAM! Also finally back to 6 Ogres.
Then next match LLL gets his second serious concussion against Orcs. Down to AV3! But he goes on. Some of our ogres also bravely carry injuries.
From match 136 our snots were given disposable TV consideration. An opposing Nurgle coach even bizarrely complained how unlucky he was to face such a team :D
A couple of matches later we get a 7 ogre lineup! But still get bashed by more Nurgle. Another 2 matches later we were already back down to 6, after a smash up from other Ogres. But we did at least get a draw.

After some months off the Wrestlers come out so Lucan can regain his greatest snotling status from the crippled "Chuck". Needs a TD. But early on Kendo snakeeyes fumbles a TTM attempt and appears to kill Lucan with the drop. But the apo gets to work. Then in the 2nd half of this terrible match a human blitzer dodges through and blitzes carrier Lucan down. And kills him!!!!! The Blood Bowl world cries.



FUMBBL Badge - Legend a snotling

Some inspiration: From the amusing Les Kellett,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntElO-N-mHw
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4
And see Giant Haystacks pile on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpHhmQ2M-M

TopName#
Games
Little Lord Lucan
135
Completions (11)
Tom Thumb
Little Lord Lucan
2
Touchdowns (127)
Little Lord Lucan
65
Interceptions (2)
The Green Man
Tom Cruise
1
Casualties (343)
Giant Haystacks
63
Most Valuable Player (141)
Little Lord Lucan
12
Star Player Points (1787)
Little Lord Lucan
259
Passing (75)
Hulk Hogan's Mate
18
Rushing (2868)
Little Lord Lucan
1137
Blocks (4270)
Jim Breaks
535
Fouls (161)
Tom Thumb
32
Scoring Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
2
Blocking Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
Les Kellett
1
Blocking Scorer
Giant Haystacks
William Regal
5
Triple
Little Lord Lucan
1
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm, Grab
  45 0 3 0 20 9 94/176 250k
(140+110)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge
-av 43 1 0 0 20 5 66/76 240k
(140+100)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
-av, m 3 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 160k
(0)k
 
5
Ogre
4 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle
-ma, -av 70 0 1 0 38 3 94/176 260k
(140+120)k
 
6
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Dirty Player
  29 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(20+30)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
-st 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  14 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  22 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
15
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  26 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
16
Runt Punter
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
  6 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 200k
(150+50)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: garyt1 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1350k / 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:143 (21/21/101) |TD Diff:-154 (131 - 285) |Cas Diff:-320 (205/111/52 - 470/149/69)
Last Opponent: [BT4] Tomb

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gutter's FilthSkaven990k92/0/070k0 - 21000k192/1/020k14k
Emerald WrathWood Elf1040k221/2/170k3 - 01000k143/0/130k14k
Homicide Act 1957Chaos Chosen1070k151/2/050k2 - 01060k102/0/030k22k
Contessa FollowersChaos Chosen1100k152/2/130k0 - 2990k151/0/120k22k
Kiths, Courts, and CodesChaos Chosen1290k91/1/020k0 - 11240k143/0/060k17k
Frost WieldersDark Elf1310k71/0/070k0 - 41230k221/0/060k19k
Disco MagicNecromantic Horror1310k121/0/140k1 - 21160k223/1/120k14k
Classic BluesHuman1320k131/0/060k2 - 11320k163/0/030k19k
See HarpoonsAmazon1410k181/0/370k1 - 11380k182/1/170k26k
MuseikosNorse1490k204/2/170k1 - 11470k163/1/030k28k
Evil LegoChaos Dwarf1600k71/0/030k0 - 31600k306/4/040k29k
Chigo-Tail Thunder LizardsLizardmen950k131/0/0110k4 - 3960k153/0/10k21k
Wind, Fire and SteelChaos Dwarf1610k232/4/060k2 - 11620k162/2/020k27k
Kill the KillersChaos Dwarf1500k100/0/140k1 - 21490k236/0/050k28k
Ultra HazeWood Elf1640k163/0/150k1 - 11640k194/1/070k24k
Los PresidentesHuman1670k192/1/150k2 - 11720k122/0/010k20k
Legendary InfestationNurgle1700k71/0/060k0 - 31720k263/3/150k30k
Los del fondoOrc1430k182/3/060k1 - 01460k60/0/040k29k
Savage Lighthouse KeepersHuman1750k71/0/030k0 - 21750k173/0/060k33k
Run-AmuckChaos Chosen1740k71/0/050k0 - 21850k347/2/140k31k
{R}ippersHuman1550k91/0/130k0 - 21510k152/1/050k33k
Horsemen of ChaosChaos Chosen1610k101/0/050k1 - 11630k255/0/220k34k
Nasty RivalryNurgle1560k204/0/260k1 - 21560k235/1/050k30k
Apabulleses RojosDwarf1370k101/0/070k1 - 21420k224/1/070k22k
Rivendell WreckersWood Elf1570k173/0/060k2 - 21520k151/0/030k26k
AiuutooChaos Chosen1640k110/0/040k2 - 01580k162/2/170k25k
Smell like teen dead corpseNurgle1530k141/1/170k1 - 01580k165/0/020k26k
Bone Drag0nsTomb Kings1790k111/0/030k1 - 11800k162/2/170k41k
Los del fondoOrc1590k142/0/120k1 - 01620k141/3/060k34k
Prairie's SinnersHuman1590k203/1/250k1 - 21560k183/0/180k40k
Destroy all humansOrc1610k101/0/020k1 - 21670k193/0/050k29k
Reikland RevolutionHuman1670k91/1/020k0 - 31700k325/2/170k29k
Bonemarrow BallersTomb Kings1280k80/0/070k1 - 11220k185/0/050k26k
Inkia di FridduNorse1600k111/0/050k1 - 11610k317/3/160k27k
Buoni PropositiOrc1210k71/0/050k0 - 11110k100/2/060k19k
Lizard KingzzzLizardmen1200k142/1/020k1 - 31210k245/0/050k28k
BonerattleTomb Kings1340k161/2/150k1 - 21380k173/0/020k27k
Lycanthropie et CanibalismeNecromantic Horror1540k131/1/050k1 - 21500k255/2/060k23k
botoli rognosiChaos Dwarf1540k110/3/030k0 - 21520k171/1/160k28k
RussianzChaos Dwarf1540k92/0/010k0 - 31510k306/2/040k24k
Zandri PredatorsNecromantic Horror1540k120/2/060k1 - 11480k245/4/070k32k
Angels of the death'Necromantic Horror1110k91/0/160k0 - 31030k202/1/070k14k
Slime BaronsNurgle1450k100/1/050k1 - 21540k298/1/080k18k
Nazulbur UnitedOrc1610k194/0/050k2 - 01480k101/0/150k25k
Swift DizzlesChaos Dwarf1640k70/1/040k0 - 11630k183/1/150k26k
Tai Chi ResurrectedNecromantic Horror1610k162/2/050k1 - 01580k153/2/040k27k
Super SleuthsHuman1600k80/0/060k1 - 31640k222/0/130k30k
Mean Errant SoulsDark Elf1660k170/1/270k2 - 21680k204/0/070k32k
Penalty B-BoxDark Elf1690k152/3/060k0 - 31680k252/0/030k21k
Khorned RaidsquadChaos Dwarf1700k112/1/040k0 - 21510k203/1/070k37k
Biomass PestilencedNurgle1680k111/2/010k0 - 21880k172/1/050k31k
Khorned RaidsquadChaos Dwarf1700k71/0/040k0 - 11720k224/3/150k32k
Maladan VikingsNorse1410k235/1/150k2 - 11360k100/1/030k30k
Pink Painted Troll RebornUnderworld Denizens1730k151/0/070k1 - 01690k21/0/00k31k
Dune2Norse1800k140/3/080k1 - 11880k163/1/030k29k
Teutogen White WolvesHuman1810k286/1/010k3 - 42040k336/1/040k33k
Burk and CoNurgle1820k90/2/040k0 - 11690k121/2/050k32k
Cold Red MistDark Elf1560k133/1/030k0 - 41620k344/1/150k35k
Purple tubesNecromantic Horror1750k91/0/110k0 - 31720k272/2/270k26k
ElfibuffiWood Elf1420k134/1/050k0 - 21390k191/1/190k28k
Olympic LothorienHigh Elf1770k151/1/060k2 - 21740k142/0/020k31k
ThreeMusketeersTomb Kings1930k141/1/150k1 - 21690k215/0/070k29k
TethsTomb Kings1930k206/0/050k1 - 11860k142/1/080k32k
staderosetteChaos Chosen1850k152/1/040k1 - 31930k344/1/550k28k
Le plein de bonne humeurWood Elf1430k171/2/040k2 - 31360k265/0/170k25k
VantishiLizardmen1650k132/0/050k1 - 21620k195/0/080k29k
Vault Tec SquadHuman1670k80/1/060k0 - 31730k282/3/280k27k
High Pass HowlersNecromantic Horror1590k30/0/00k1 - 21640k213/0/2110k25k
Fortune's FoolsChaos Renegade1220k223/0/160k3 - 21130k308/1/030k30k
Washimctom OwlsChaos Renegade1370k91/1/020k0 - 31630k367/2/160k34k
carraDwarf1250k111/0/260k0 - 11330k206/0/080k20k
PatumairesNecromantic Horror1300k100/1/040k1 - 31160k183/0/060k20k
UT Big HatsChaos Dwarf1310k90/2/040k0 - 11140k121/0/160k21k
UT Big HatsChaos Dwarf1450k100/2/040k1 - 21470k235/1/070k27k
Äkta MänniskorHuman1320k100/0/130k1 - 21450k214/0/160k21k
Madness to the MethodElven Union1430k224/3/060k1 - 31370k212/0/080k26k
Under the SunLizardmen1530k171/1/130k2 - 31440k222/2/070k28k
LandfunkOrc1610k121/1/040k1 - 11560k183/2/050k27k
Evul IntentChaos Dwarf1620k80/0/050k1 - 21630k142/3/160k24k
San Diogre ChARRgersOgre1160k122/0/050k1 - 11070k100/1/030k18k
Sticky Green BBLWood Elf1590k113/0/160k0 - 51590k301/0/080k30k
Armaggedon TeamChaos Dwarf1590k113/0/050k0 - 21530k212/2/180k26k
Sandrooster Adult Films LLCGoblin1260k122/0/020k1 - 21240k173/2/050k23k
Nox WarriorsTomb Kings1460k111/1/120k0 - 31470k274/2/080k34k
Nordiques de QCChaos Dwarf1530k192/2/040k2 - 21490k243/2/160k28k
Chicago Chaos FCChaos Chosen1730k100/1/070k1 - 11730k194/1/020k28k
Romi EgipiTomb Kings1710k173/1/160k1 - 21710k194/0/050k31k
Rise Of The K-9Necromantic Horror1820k101/0/050k1 - 31710k285/2/050k37k
No GarlicVampire1630k80/0/060k1 - 41670k365/3/270k32k
Totally NinjaUnderworld Denizens1790k122/0/020k1 - 21640k194/0/060k21k
Chorf RenegadesChaos Dwarf1840k132/2/020k0 - 31790k295/2/250k30k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1430k60/0/040k0 - 22070k286/1/150k36k
Eternal Champions of ChaosChaos Chosen1460k100/1/050k1 - 21470k214/1/050k31k
Of Mice and RatsSkaven1410k151/1/040k2 - 31380k182/0/050k34k
Revenge of the boxChaos Chosen1630k142/0/120k1 - 21670k213/1/150k25k
Brianne Kaylee and Emma RoseHigh Elf1440k130/0/160k2 - 31460k192/0/060k24k
Imminent BloodsmearsUnderworld Denizens1600k113/0/030k0 - 21500k222/1/270k30k
Blow Up Your PlaneChaos Renegade1360k110/0/010k2 - 41340k323/2/160k33k
Boot BuffetHalfling1210k205/0/270k1 - 01280k155/0/130k23k
[B] Doomsday DefenseShambling Undead1570k70/1/030k0 - 31510k182/0/060k27k
Sneaky Snackers BBLHalfling1590k243/2/170k3 - 11540k194/1/030k26k
Karak-UrzChaos Dwarf1660k101/0/040k1 - 31670k324/2/180k28k
To Live and Die in Box PlayVampire1500k150/3/230k0 - 31260k160/1/070k26k
Oleh Anatoliyovich SalenkoChaos Dwarf1590k90/2/020k0 - 21600k194/1/060k21k
Nice Gnawing YouSkaven1630k245/0/050k3 - 41630k282/1/170k24k
Tête de cochonDwarf1690k163/1/060k1 - 21590k192/1/180k32k
Claw clan maulers VChaos Renegade1490k101/0/060k1 - 31490k294/1/280k26k
Impuzzah BlotsNurgle1650k120/1/150k1 - 21450k234/1/120k24k
Croûtenards United!Nurgle1640k101/0/020k1 - 21640k244/3/060k21k
DogsOfWarNecromantic Horror1690k150/1/160k2 - 11550k164/1/060k26k
keep on risingShambling Undead1550k143/1/080k1 - 01520k112/0/150k21k
les Dwarf GiantsDwarf1950k50/0/030k0 - 21930k152/0/060k28k
Sylvania ButchersNecromantic Horror1970k162/2/060k1 - 21940k213/3/070k25k
Anciant GodsTomb Kings1890k133/1/030k0 - 31890k227/1/080k25k
OFC Norse Norse1820k220/3/120k3 - 11700k233/3/130k30k
Bearded Roller VIIDwarf1570k50/0/010k0 - 21500k215/0/070k28k
caoserosChaos Chosen2020k80/0/060k1 - 22080k212/1/130k24k
Puants de ParisNurgle1660k121/0/180k1 - 11670k142/1/020k30k
Barthacian TigersWood Elf2000k132/0/050k1 - 22040k213/1/050k26k
Splash Bash and ThrashChaos Chosen1950k121/0/160k1 - 12010k173/1/020k25k
Smashington GreenskinsOrc2080k71/1/050k0 - 22030k276/1/120k28k
Bone Head BlitzersOgre1860k102/0/030k1 - 21860k215/1/140k21k
Training for the apocalypseAmazon1640k142/1/030k1 - 31500k252/2/150k25k
10 Who Were TakenChaos Chosen1560k80/1/050k0 - 11660k184/1/080k33k
Operation 666Dark Elf1420k130/1/120k2 - 21440k152/0/080k23k
Les Fils du NécronomiconNecromantic Horror1650k80/0/050k1 - 21690k213/3/060k23k
[BT2] Charismagobs !Goblin1530k206/0/040k1 - 21540k211/3/140k26k
VérfarkasNecromantic Horror1750k71/1/020k0 - 51770k333/2/150k20k
tanti tanti falliShambling Undead1550k112/1/110k0 - 41570k316/1/030k29k
Bad Moon CrushersOrc1760k71/0/030k0 - 11670k164/0/050k26k
Bunny SlopeChaos Chosen1780k131/2/060k2 - 31980k294/2/160k25k
[BBT2]Stress ReliefGoblin1280k182/2/130k1 - 31500k200/2/030k29k
OrkasmatronOrc1760k202/0/250k3 - 21740k173/0/030k22k
green poetsOrc1950k182/2/150k1 - 42040k285/1/030k29k
RotbustersTomb Kings1810k91/1/160k0 - 21580k257/0/040k27k
Guarros de la jetaNurgle1780k80/1/030k0 - 11820k194/1/070k23k
[BBT3] Poisoned TipsDark Elf1640k100/2/060k1 - 21500k204/0/030k29k
RehaNurgle1930k70/0/120k0 - 21850k192/2/060k26k
[BT3]Guttierez BrothersSlann1570k71/0/070k0 - 21550k173/0/050k27k
Cobblestone EatersOgre1960k132/0/050k2 - 21900k234/2/140k24k
Inishi KetatoHuman1780k134/0/050k0 - 31580k201/0/160k25k
BraaghhhNorse1660k163/1/020k1 - 21860k254/0/180k33k
[BT4] TombTomb Kings1700k131/1/040k1 - 21950k233/1/260k27k