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These legends of Wrestling have grown tired of life ringside. It's time to get back into the public eye with another form of sport (violence) for the masses entertainment.
After a first match when the former wrestlers spent a lot of time bone headed they started to realise what the point was and got into the swing of the things. But these pesky green things kept running around beneath their feet. "No Vince you cannot be chairman!"

5 wins and 2 draws in first 13 matches before it went downhill.

Top of the Blackbox Premiership for Ogres Oct/Nov 2013.

Little Lord Lucan is the second ever Snot to reach legend status in FUMBBL and Giant Haystacks was then the greatest ever Blackbox Ogre!

After 86 games we have two ag4 and two move 6 snotlings in the lineup!
We won match 99 1-0 vs Halflings for our first win after a 29 winless streak! Then bettered another lot in game 101. More Halflings!

In game 105 the stat up snot quartet finally was broken up when Hulk Hogan's Mate scores a TD but then slips and breaks his neck v Dwarfs. The Green Man was killed next match. Next match Waterboy was also badly injured but Little Lord Lucan's scores to be a SNOTLING LEGEND! He was fouled and blitzed into the badly hurt box but survives to take the plaudits.

After 8 defeats in a row the Wrestlers win games 110 and 111 against Necromantics and Undead! After a few more bad games we won a game vs Norse.
Little Lord Lucan became the greatest ever FUMBBL snotling!
We had a 17 match winless run but won match 133 against CDassak's Orcs and became the OLDEST BOX OGRE TEAM! Also finally back to 6 Ogres.
Then next match LLL gets his second serious concussion against Orcs. Down to AV3! But he goes on. Some of our ogres also bravely carry injuries.
From match 136 our snots were given disposable TV consideration. An opposing Nurgle coach even bizarrely complained how unlucky he was to face such a team :D
A couple of matches later we get a 7 ogre lineup! But still get bashed by more Nurgle. Another 2 matches later we were already back down to 6, after a smash up from other Ogres. But we did at least get a draw.

After some months off the Wrestlers come out so Lucan can regain his greatest snotling status from the crippled "Chuck". Needs a TD. But early on Kendo snakeeyes fumbles a TTM attempt and appears to kill Lucan with the drop. But the apo gets to work. Then in the 2nd half of this terrible match a human blitzer dodges through and blitzes carrier Lucan down. And kills him!!!!! The Blood Bowl world cries.



FUMBBL Badge - Legend a snotling

Some inspiration: From the amusing Les Kellett,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntElO-N-mHw
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4
And see Giant Haystacks pile on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpHhmQ2M-M

TopName#
Games
Little Lord Lucan
135
Completions (11)
Tom Thumb
Little Lord Lucan
2
Touchdowns (127)
Little Lord Lucan
65
Interceptions (2)
The Green Man
Tom Cruise
1
Casualties (343)
Giant Haystacks
63
Most Valuable Player (141)
Little Lord Lucan
12
Star Player Points (1787)
Little Lord Lucan
259
Passing (75)
Hulk Hogan's Mate
18
Rushing (2868)
Little Lord Lucan
1137
Blocks (4270)
Jim Breaks
535
Fouls (161)
Tom Thumb
32
Scoring Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
2
Blocking Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
Les Kellett
1
Blocking Scorer
Giant Haystacks
William Regal
5
Triple
Little Lord Lucan
1
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre Blocker
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm, Grab
  45 0 3 0 20 9 5/50 260k
(140+120)k
 
2
Ogre Blocker
5 5 2+ - 8+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge
-av 43 1 0 0 20 5 12/32 260k
(140+120)k
 
3
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 140k
(140+0)k
 
4
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
5
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
6
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
7
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
8
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
9
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
10
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
16
Ogre Runt Punter
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone Head, Kick Team-mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
  6 0 0 0 1 3 1/24 205k
(145+60)k
 
12 players Badlands Brawl, Old World Classic, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: garyt1 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1125k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1245k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 0 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1000k

Games Played:143 (21/21/101) |TD Diff:-154 (131 - 285) |Cas Diff:-320 (205/111/52 - 470/149/69)
Last Opponent: [BT4] Tomb

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gutter's FilthSkaven990k82/0/070k0 - 21000k182/1/020k1k
Emerald WrathWood Elf1040k211/2/170k3 - 01000k133/0/130k0k
Homicide Act 1957Chaos Chosen1070k141/2/050k2 - 01060k92/0/030k0k
Contessa FollowersChaos Chosen1100k142/2/130k0 - 2990k141/0/120k1k
Kiths, Courts, and CodesChaos Chosen1290k81/1/020k0 - 11240k133/0/060k1k
Frost WieldersDark Elf1310k61/0/070k0 - 41230k211/0/060k1k
Disco MagicNecromantic Horror1310k111/0/140k1 - 21160k213/1/120k1k
Classic BluesHuman1320k121/0/060k2 - 11320k153/0/030k1k
See HarpoonsAmazon1410k171/0/370k1 - 11380k172/1/170k1k
MuseikosNorse1490k194/2/170k1 - 11470k153/1/030k1k
Evil LegoChaos Dwarf1600k61/0/030k0 - 31600k296/4/040k1k
Chigo-Tail Thunder LizardsLizardmen950k111/0/0110k4 - 3960k153/0/10k2k
Wind, Fire and SteelChaos Dwarf1610k222/4/060k2 - 11620k152/2/020k1k
Kill the KillersChaos Dwarf1500k90/0/140k1 - 21490k226/0/050k1k
Ultra HazeWood Elf1640k153/0/150k1 - 11640k184/1/070k1k
Los PresidentesHuman1670k182/1/150k2 - 11720k112/0/010k1k
Legendary InfestationNurgle1700k61/0/060k0 - 31720k253/3/150k0k
Los del fondoOrc1430k172/3/060k1 - 01460k50/0/040k1k
Savage Lighthouse KeepersHuman1750k61/0/030k0 - 21750k163/0/060k1k
Run-AmuckChaos Chosen1740k61/0/050k0 - 21850k337/2/140k1k
{R}ippersHuman1550k81/0/130k0 - 21510k142/1/050k1k
Horsemen of ChaosChaos Chosen1610k91/0/050k1 - 11630k245/0/220k0k
Nasty RivalryNurgle1560k194/0/260k1 - 21560k225/1/050k1k
Apabulleses RojosDwarf1370k91/0/070k1 - 21420k214/1/070k1k
Rivendell WreckersWood Elf1570k163/0/060k2 - 21520k141/0/030k1k
AiuutooChaos Chosen1640k100/0/040k2 - 01580k152/2/170k1k
Smell like teen dead corpseNurgle1530k131/1/170k1 - 01580k155/0/020k1k
Bone Drag0nsTomb Kings1790k101/0/030k1 - 11800k152/2/170k1k
Los del fondoOrc1590k132/0/120k1 - 01620k131/3/060k0k
Prairie's SinnersHuman1590k193/1/250k1 - 21560k173/0/180k1k
Destroy all humansOrc1610k91/0/020k1 - 21670k183/0/050k1k
Reikland RevolutionHuman1670k81/1/020k0 - 31700k315/2/170k1k
Bonemarrow BallersTomb Kings1280k70/0/070k1 - 11220k175/0/050k1k
Inkia di FridduNorse1600k101/0/050k1 - 11610k307/3/160k1k
Buoni PropositiOrc1210k61/0/050k0 - 11110k90/2/060k1k
Lizard KingzzzLizardmen1200k132/1/020k1 - 31210k235/0/050k1k
BonerattleTomb Kings1340k151/2/150k1 - 21380k163/0/020k1k
Lycanthropie et CanibalismeNecromantic Horror1540k121/1/050k1 - 21500k245/2/060k1k
botoli rognosiChaos Dwarf1540k100/3/030k0 - 21520k161/1/160k2k
RussianzChaos Dwarf1540k82/0/010k0 - 31510k296/2/040k0k
Zandri PredatorsNecromantic Horror1540k110/2/060k1 - 11480k235/4/070k1k
Angels of the death'Necromantic Horror1110k81/0/160k0 - 31030k192/1/070k1k
Slime BaronsNurgle1450k90/1/050k1 - 21540k288/1/080k1k
Nazulbur UnitedOrc1610k184/0/050k2 - 01480k91/0/150k1k
Swift DizzlesChaos Dwarf1640k60/1/040k0 - 11630k173/1/150k0k
Tai Chi ResurrectedNecromantic Horror1610k152/2/050k1 - 01580k143/2/040k1k
Super SleuthsHuman1600k70/0/060k1 - 31640k212/0/130k0k
Mean Errant SoulsDark Elf1660k160/1/270k2 - 21680k194/0/070k1k
Penalty B-BoxDark Elf1690k142/3/060k0 - 31680k242/0/030k1k
Khorned RaidsquadChaos Dwarf1700k102/1/040k0 - 21510k193/1/070k1k
Biomass PestilencedNurgle1680k101/2/010k0 - 21880k162/1/050k1k
Khorned RaidsquadChaos Dwarf1700k61/0/040k0 - 11720k214/3/150k0k
Maladan VikingsNorse1410k225/1/150k2 - 11360k90/1/030k0k
Pink Painted Troll RebornUnderworld Denizens1730k131/0/070k1 - 01690k21/0/00k2k
Dune2Norse1800k130/3/080k1 - 11880k153/1/030k1k
Teutogen White WolvesHuman1810k276/1/010k3 - 42040k326/1/040k1k
Burk and CoNurgle1820k80/2/040k0 - 11690k111/2/050k1k
Cold Red MistDark Elf1560k123/1/030k0 - 41620k334/1/150k1k
Purple tubesNecromantic Horror1750k81/0/110k0 - 31720k262/2/270k1k
ElfibuffiWood Elf1420k124/1/050k0 - 21390k181/1/190k2k
Olympic LothorienHigh Elf1770k141/1/060k2 - 21740k132/0/020k1k
ThreeMusketeersTomb Kings1930k131/1/150k1 - 21690k205/0/070k1k
TethsTomb Kings1930k196/0/050k1 - 11860k132/1/080k1k
staderosetteChaos Chosen1850k142/1/040k1 - 31930k334/1/550k0k
Le plein de bonne humeurWood Elf1430k161/2/040k2 - 31360k255/0/170k1k
VantishiLizardmen1650k122/0/050k1 - 21620k185/0/080k1k
Vault Tec SquadHuman1670k70/1/060k0 - 31730k272/3/280k1k
High Pass HowlersNecromantic Horror1590k30/0/00k1 - 21640k193/0/2110k1k
Fortune's FoolsChaos Renegade1220k213/0/160k3 - 21130k298/1/030k2k
Washimctom OwlsChaos Renegade1370k81/1/020k0 - 31630k357/2/160k1k
carraDwarf1250k101/0/260k0 - 11330k196/0/080k1k
PatumairesNecromantic Horror1300k90/1/040k1 - 31160k173/0/060k1k
UT Big HatsChaos Dwarf1310k80/2/040k0 - 11140k111/0/160k1k
UT Big HatsChaos Dwarf1450k90/2/040k1 - 21470k225/1/070k1k
Äkta MänniskorHuman1320k90/0/130k1 - 21450k204/0/160k1k
Madness to the MethodElven Union1430k214/3/060k1 - 31370k202/0/080k1k
Under the SunLizardmen1530k161/1/130k2 - 31440k212/2/070k1k
LandfunkOrc1610k111/1/040k1 - 11560k173/2/050k1k
Evul IntentChaos Dwarf1620k70/0/050k1 - 21630k132/3/160k1k
San Diogre ChARRgersOgre1160k112/0/050k1 - 11070k90/1/030k1k
Sticky Green BBLWood Elf1590k103/0/160k0 - 51590k291/0/080k1k
Armaggedon TeamChaos Dwarf1590k103/0/050k0 - 21530k202/2/180k1k
Sandrooster Adult Films LLCGoblin1260k112/0/020k1 - 21240k163/2/050k1k
Nox WarriorsTomb Kings1460k101/1/120k0 - 31470k264/2/080k1k
Nordiques de QCChaos Dwarf1530k182/2/040k2 - 21490k233/2/160k2k
Chicago Chaos FCChaos Chosen1730k90/1/070k1 - 11730k184/1/020k1k
Romi EgipiTomb Kings1710k163/1/160k1 - 21710k184/0/050k1k
Rise Of The K-9Necromantic Horror1820k91/0/050k1 - 31710k275/2/050k1k
No GarlicVampire1630k70/0/060k1 - 41670k355/3/270k1k
Totally NinjaUnderworld Denizens1790k112/0/020k1 - 21640k184/0/060k1k
Chorf RenegadesChaos Dwarf1840k122/2/020k0 - 31790k285/2/250k1k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1430k50/0/040k0 - 22070k276/1/150k1k
Eternal Champions of ChaosChaos Chosen1460k90/1/050k1 - 21470k204/1/050k1k
Of Mice and RatsSkaven1410k141/1/040k2 - 31380k172/0/050k1k
Revenge of the boxChaos Chosen1630k132/0/120k1 - 21670k203/1/150k1k
Brianne Kaylee and Emma RoseHigh Elf1440k120/0/160k2 - 31460k182/0/060k1k
Imminent BloodsmearsUnderworld Denizens1600k103/0/030k0 - 21500k212/1/270k1k
Blow Up Your PlaneChaos Renegade1360k100/0/010k2 - 41340k313/2/160k1k
Boot BuffetHalfling1210k195/0/270k1 - 01280k145/0/130k1k
[B] Doomsday DefenseShambling Undead1570k60/1/030k0 - 31510k172/0/060k1k
Sneaky Snackers BBLHalfling1590k233/2/170k3 - 11540k184/1/030k1k
Karak-UrzChaos Dwarf1660k91/0/040k1 - 31670k314/2/180k1k
To Live and Die in Box PlayVampire1500k140/3/230k0 - 31260k150/1/070k0k
Oleh Anatoliyovich SalenkoChaos Dwarf1590k80/2/020k0 - 21600k184/1/060k1k
Nice Gnawing YouSkaven1630k235/0/050k3 - 41630k272/1/170k2k
Tête de cochonDwarf1690k153/1/060k1 - 21590k182/1/180k1k
Claw clan maulers VChaos Renegade1490k91/0/060k1 - 31490k284/1/280k1k
Impuzzah BlotsNurgle1650k110/1/150k1 - 21450k224/1/120k1k
Croûtenards United!Nurgle1640k91/0/020k1 - 21640k234/3/060k1k
DogsOfWarNecromantic Horror1690k140/1/160k2 - 11550k154/1/060k1k
keep on risingShambling Undead1550k133/1/080k1 - 01520k102/0/150k1k
les Dwarf GiantsDwarf1950k40/0/030k0 - 21930k142/0/060k1k
Sylvania ButchersNecromantic Horror1970k152/2/060k1 - 21940k203/3/070k1k
Anciant GodsTomb Kings1890k123/1/030k0 - 31890k217/1/080k1k
OFC Norse Norse1820k210/3/120k3 - 11700k223/3/130k1k
Bearded Roller VIIDwarf1570k40/0/010k0 - 21500k205/0/070k1k
caoserosChaos Chosen2020k70/0/060k1 - 22080k202/1/130k1k
Puants de ParisNurgle1660k111/0/180k1 - 11670k132/1/020k1k
Barthacian TigersWood Elf2000k122/0/050k1 - 22040k203/1/050k1k
Splash Bash and ThrashChaos Chosen1950k111/0/160k1 - 12010k163/1/020k1k
Smashington GreenskinsOrc2080k61/1/050k0 - 22030k266/1/120k1k
Bone Head BlitzersOgre1860k92/0/030k1 - 21860k205/1/140k1k
Training for the apocalypseAmazon1640k132/1/030k1 - 31500k242/2/150k1k
10 Who Were TakenChaos Chosen1560k70/1/050k0 - 11660k174/1/080k1k
Operation 666Dark Elf1420k120/1/120k2 - 21440k142/0/080k1k
Les Fils du NécronomiconNecromantic Horror1650k70/0/050k1 - 21690k203/3/060k1k
[BT2] Charismagobs !Goblin1530k196/0/040k1 - 21540k201/3/140k1k
VérfarkasNecromantic Horror1750k61/1/020k0 - 51770k323/2/150k1k
tanti tanti falliShambling Undead1550k102/1/110k0 - 41570k306/1/030k1k
Bad Moon CrushersOrc1760k61/0/030k0 - 11670k154/0/050k1k
Bunny SlopeChaos Chosen1780k121/2/060k2 - 31980k284/2/160k1k
[BBT2]Stress ReliefGoblin1280k172/2/130k1 - 31500k190/2/030k1k
OrkasmatronOrc1760k192/0/250k3 - 21740k163/0/030k1k
green poetsOrc1950k172/2/150k1 - 42040k275/1/030k1k
RotbustersTomb Kings1810k81/1/160k0 - 21580k247/0/040k1k
Guarros de la jetaNurgle1780k70/1/030k0 - 11820k184/1/070k1k
[BBT3] Poisoned TipsDark Elf1640k90/2/060k1 - 21500k194/0/030k1k
RehaNurgle1930k60/0/120k0 - 21850k182/2/060k1k
[BT3]Guttierez BrothersSlann1570k61/0/070k0 - 21550k163/0/050k1k
Cobblestone EatersOgre1960k122/0/050k2 - 21900k224/2/140k1k
Inishi KetatoHuman1780k124/0/050k0 - 31580k191/0/160k2k
BraaghhhNorse1660k153/1/020k1 - 21860k244/0/180k1k
[BT4] TombTomb Kings1700k121/1/040k1 - 21950k223/1/260k2k