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JackassRampant
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Bolgrot in da Face?
Eastern Black Mountains — Rumor has it that Da Kult uv Mork's Blood Bowl team, Right in da Face, has procured the services of noted Orcish landscape architect and dirty footballer Urgoth Bolgrot for their upcoming FUMBBL tournament match against Not Another
Elf Team, on Sunday at 19:30 GMT.

Neither head coach JackassRampant nor Bolgrot himself would confirm off-the-record statements from sources connected to league officials, but Bolgrot's attorney, Yarmorg Rugmargkh, advised that his client no longer performs direct football services. "Urgoth hung up his cleats years ago. Now all he does is field maintenance between drives. Teams hire him so that he can clear away trash, obstacles and body parts; he's supposed to be off the field before kickoff."

Bolgrot has failed to leave the pitch several times, leading to more than a few unfortunate gardening accidents over the years. Still, Bolgrot's services are in high demand. Said RitF assistant coach Markgorg Brogrmrold, "Wen Urgoth'z doin' da lanskapin', da grass iz alwayz greena."

Brogrmrold, who is red-green colorblind, commented that he had not heard of any deals made with any Star Players. He is also glad to be playing in his team's red home uniforms, as opposed to their blue away unis. "Green wunz go fasta," he said.
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Posted by JackassRampant on 2011-11-04 21:18:07
UPDATE: This just in. Head coach JackassRampant has confirmed that he has been in contact with numerous Star Players and free agent coaches. This follows a statement by noted agent Fleischgand Hardenfaster, who represents Bommer Dribblesnot, Helmut Wolf and Flint Churnblade, and is known for his connections among the Referees' Guild, that he had been contacted by RidF agents.

"Sure, we're talking to everybody. We've been going round and round with Charlie [VonCarstein, the agent for Scrappa Sorehead], [Gorgbar] Brumkalg [the agent for Ripper and Varag Ghoul-Chewer], and the wizard Elfmincer. We're still not sure which direction we're going."