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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
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41/39/645
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8%
Orc
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13/3/17
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44%
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Veteran
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Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
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2014-09-03 16:15:13
11 votes, rating 6
KO! Magazine meets the Great Gobbo's scouting network
KO! Magazine - "So then Great Gobbo, what have you got for us today?"
The Great Gobbo - "Well I remembered yooz sed yer wanted ter get behind der scenes of der mighty Green Tide a bit more fer yer reederz, so I az arranged fer yer ter meet me skout Russell. Cum on in lad"
Russell - "Helloo! Nicetomeetyouareyouajournalist?IhavemyjournalismbadgealreadyanI....."
KO! - "Whoa there sport, slow down. Err Great Gobbo can I have a word with you in private?"
GG - "Sure. Bugga off Russell"
R - "Okay!"
KO! - "Is he your only scout?"
GG - "Yeh, y?"
KO! - "Well it's just that I think you have got the wrong idea about what a scout is..."
GG - "No I ent, Nige googled it fer me an evveryfink"
KO! - "How do I put this without ending up in hospital again? Err, OK, what exactly is it that Russell does for the team?"
GG - "Normal skoutin stuff like sewin up der ripped uniforms, bakin cakes to raise teem funds, teechin der ladz ow ter make fire, which reminds me I needz ter av a wurd wiv im about dat, an ovva skouty stuff"
KO! - "Okay, but when it comes to Blood Bowl most other teams send their scouts to watch their next opponent play, which is called scouting, so that the coach can think up some clever ways of beating them"
GG - "But Russell ent got a badge fer dat"
KO! - "THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY SCOUT AND NOT A PROFFESSIONAL FOOTBALL SCOUT YOU STUPID GREEN GIT!!!"
GG - "......."
KO! - "Look, I'm sorry, that was really unprofessional of me. I should never have lost my temper like that, and I'm really sorry"
GG - "I iz shokked!"
KO! - "I'm really sorry...."
GG - "No, no dunt apollygize. Gud ter no wot yooz really fink *sniff*"
KO! - "Are you crying?"
GG - "NO! I az summat in me eye"
KO! - "Look, why don't you sit down and I will fetch you a nice mug of grog and.."
GG - "Jus get lost, dis interview iz ovva!"
KO! - "OK, I'll pop bye later if that is alright?"
GG - "Jus zog off"
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Comments
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-09-03 16:30:32
Brilliant yet again!

Keep 'em coming.
Posted by roante on 2014-09-03 21:44:30
Hey, where's Nigel?!
Posted by eldritchfox on 2014-09-03 21:57:27
I just read the whole blog to my gf doing the voices.
She's in fits of laughter :D
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-09-03 21:58:39
i actually eagerly await the next update everyday i log on i look for a new gobbo blog ......ps stop booing me in my games lol
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-04 07:39:34
/boo @ Serenade

/cheer @GG
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-04 07:40:32
also:
Der Green Tide Yoof Sekchun, great name!