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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 22 weeks ago
Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
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2018-01-05 12:15:30
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2014-12-31 10:04:22
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2014-11-03 13:49:56
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2014-09-26 17:01:02
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2014-09-25 20:40:17
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2014-09-16 00:15:22
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2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2015-04-05 14:59:32
19 votes, rating 6
EXTRA EXTRA, REED ALL ABOWT IT ! TIDE WIN AGEN !!
Der Green Tide 2 vs 1 Sludge n Sewer

04/04/15 @ Greenacres Stadium, The Moot.

Commentary with your regular host, Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello Blud Bowl fanz! Itz pissin it down ere in der stoopid Moot but datz ware we arr agen at der insistence o der Great Gobbo. I ate it ere an wanna go ome, everywun speekz funny, der beer iz krap an der food iz forin an weird. I az looked everyware fer a shop dat sellz rat onna stikk but all dey sell iz cakez an sweetz. Owever I mite be eetin rat tunite if terdayz opposishun Sludge n Sewer tek a bit of a pastin!


Der big teem newz iz dat teem kaptin
Sludge
iz unavailable ter play terday az iz pet rabbit Daisy iz poorly an az ter go ter der vet. Dat kud be a big loss fer der mewtantz.

Az der teems kum owt so doez der sun, itz turnin inter a nice day. Sludge n Sewer win der toss an elect ter receive.

legendary frowwa Ratarm
pikks up der ball an eads fer alfway.
Tagarsh Grogdrinka
blokkz
rookie Gobbster
an badly urtz im!
Ziggy Freefingerz
now blokkz
rookie Ratker
AN IZ EDZ KUM OFF!! EEZ DED!!! An der carnage ent ovva az dat loonytik
Fitey O'Hooligan
az just smashed
Sewer*
in der kollar bone! Itz gone mental ere!

Ratarm movez inter der tide alf but der mayhem ent endin az
Yakka Alflinater
smashes
emerging star Slice n Dice
an dat lookz pretty bad, but ere kumz der dokter wiv der majik sponge an ee seemz like eez gunna be ok in a bit whilst Tagarsh Grogdrinka az a go at
experienced gobbo Zigga
an dey iz boff down! Lookz like broken ribz fer Zigga an a konkushun fer Grogdrinka.

Ratarm handz der ball ter
rookie Rattjak
neer der endzone but der bodykownt iz still risin az Ziggy Freefingerz blokkz
veteran gobbo Kilk
an nokkz im ovva. Aww datz nice five membaz of der Tide arr goin ter chekk ee iz ok. Fitey O'Hooligan runz ovva an STOMPZ ON IZ NEKK! SPLOOSH!! Der ref kumz ovva an I downt fink ee iz buyin der story dat ee iz a kwalified doctor an sendz im off! Meanwhile Rattjak walkz in fer der skore, wun nil Sludge n Sewer.

Der Tide line up in der famuz finga fore formashun an
Masha Bigfist
pikkz up der ball.
Legendary playa Slash
blitzes Bigfist but kan only push im bak. Ee az anuvva go an dis time nokkz im ovva an der ball iz loose! Ratarm blitzes
Zed Arseface
an badly urtz der useless ugly git. Der ref getz bord of der too teemz failin ter pikk up der ball so decides itz alftime.

Grogdrinka startz der sekund alf by knokkin
Ratgaf
ter der dekk.
Fungus Shroomeater
putz der boot in an SPLOOSH!! Eez ded Jim! Lookz like der ref missed it. Slash iz well mad an smashes Grogdrinkarite in der kollar bone! Ere kumz Doc Eadcase an ee managez ter change der injury inter a fractured leg. Amazin wot dey kan do wiv modern medicin nowadays! Itz a blud baff terday az
Borg Fatead
fumpz
Slice n Dice
an datz urt im!
Rish Earchewa
dodges awayan iz free in der end zone. Slash putz annuvva body inter der ospital wiv a blokk on
Der Mad Atta
.
Bigfist
frowz der ball ter EarchewaTUCHDURN TIDE!!

Ratarm grabz der ball an triez ter mek a brek fer it late in der game but ee az bin kawt by
Jigga Elfkikka
AN DER BALL IZ ON DER FLOOR!
Toppa Weezulmind
grabz der ball an passes it ter Earchewa oo iz free an walkz it fer der WINNIN SKORE!!!

A fitez broken owt an Weezulmind an
El Zilcho
av den absolutely dekked! Der krowd az gone mental an av invaded der pitch an itz everywun fore demselvez! BYE!!!

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Comments
Posted by Merrick_ABAO on 2015-04-05 15:19:52
Go Tide!
Posted by Timetis on 2015-04-05 15:42:05
The green tide must be one of the most awesome teams on this site. Winning games, taking names, roll tide!
Posted by albinv on 2015-04-05 18:06:16
Kill em all!
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2015-04-05 18:28:02
It took me ages ter link all der playas an everyfin, woz it wurff it?
Posted by Nightbird on 2015-04-05 18:37:32
Roll Tide!
Posted by Timetis on 2015-04-05 18:52:20
After I clicked on "Zed Arseface" it was!
Posted by Badoek on 2015-04-05 19:54:03
Absolutely NOT worth it (although I'd love to be able to say yes!), I already have to put effort reading your blog posts, now I have to translate vertically too!

Still rated a 6 though!
Posted by Jeffro on 2015-04-06 02:39:12
ROHL! tide...
Posted by liquidorange on 2015-04-06 14:32:02
Totally wurff it. Roll Tide!