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2014-10-16 01:53:34
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Greeda Stinkbreath becomes the most experienced Blood Bowl goblin ever!
KO! Magazine interviews Greeda Stinkbreath who has just become the most experienced goblin player ever with 118 games played. He is also joint third greatest goblin player ever with 151 SPP and is second in all time goblin scoring with 33 TDS.

It seems like every little boy, at some point, has dreams of being a pro athlete. While the chances are slim he’ll hold onto that dream, let alone make it a reality, our interviewee today did just that. We had the chance to talk with Blood Bowl player Greeda Stinkbreath about how he made his childhood dream a reality, and about a few of the ins and outs of daily life in the Green Tide. As a goblin lineman, he doesn’t get as much glory or cablevision time as the 'bigger races', (and as a humble goblin he won’t tell you this himself) but he is often called the best goblin in all of Blood Bowl.

1. Tell us a little about yourself (Where are you from? How old are you? Describe just a little bit how you got to the Green Tide, etc.).

I iz frum der Marshes O Madness in der Badlandz. I dunno ow old I iz az I nevva get any burfday kardz. I az bin playin Blood Bowl since I wuz old enuf ter old a ball an wuz playin fer sum krap Orc teem until der Great Gobbo turned up an formed der Tide an I az bin dere evva since.

2. Why did you want to become a professional Blood Bowl player? When did you know it was what you wanted to do?


I new frum an eurly age dat I didn't wanna work fer a livin an dat a wanted ter be a pro. I used ter watch der ladz avin sum grog afta trainin an I wud imagin avvin a drink wiv um.

3. What is an average day like for you? And also, what does a typical game day look like? Do you have any pre-game rituals?

An average day consists of wakin up wen me angova klearz, eadin ter praktize an den ter der tavern. Wile at praktize we meet fer bout foor hours, praktize fer five minits, chase dat basturd squirrel fer too hours an den spend der rest o der day studyin der cheerleederz. On game day I likez ter get to der staydeeum early so I kan av a kip an soba up.

4. What’s the best part of your job?

Goin ter der tavern.

5. What’s the worst part of your job?

Der wear an tear on yer body. Wakin up wiv aches, painz an ugly chikz.

6. What’s the biggest misconception people have about what it’s like to be a Blood Bowl player?

Dat we iz fik. I kan neerly reed!

7. Any other advice, tips, commentary, or anecdotes you’d like to add?

If yer wanna buy a Furtive Ratface shurt cheep, kum see me later. Now piss off!
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Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-10-16 02:07:19
Shame about the limp.

Only another 33 or so games to go to get to legend.