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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
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Goblin
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Win Percentage
8%
Orc
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Orc
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13/3/17
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44%
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54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
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2015-04-22 14:17:08
39 votes, rating 5.6
COACH CONCEEDES AGAINST GREEN TIDE !!!!!!
Der Green Tide 0 v 0 L'ile des Saints

MATCH CONCEEDED AT HALF TIME BY L'ILE DES SAINTS

22/04/15 @ Greenacres Stadium, the Moot.

Commentary with your regular host Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello fanz, Boggle ere in der bluddy Moot an itz otta den der ringsting I got frum eetin sumfin kalled a vindaloo last nite. It'z too ot fer most o der gobbos az only 9,000 av turned up compared ter 18,000 wud elves.

Der Saintz wun der toss an elekt ter receive. Seemz like der Tide arr eager ter get der game started az dey blitz der elves, putting pressure on where dey fing der ball will land. Caracas decidez ter kreate sum room by blitzin Der Mad Atta an dat lookz like it reely urt im. Thrower kumz akross an pikkz up der ball an bringz it just ovva der alfway line. Ziggy Freefingerz punches Graham Truewing in der face an OOOOH, dat lookz like ee az brokken iz jaw!

Eskorted by Catcheur, Thrower continues deep into Tide territory an it lookz like ee must skore, no wait eez stopped on der goal line ter kill sum klokk. Tagarsh Grogdrinkka jumpz ter iz feet, dodgez wun, dodgez anuvva, pilez inter Thrower nokkin im ovva an der ball loose. Thrower triez ter move Grogdrinkka away frum der ball but Grogdrinkka side stepz im DEN BRINGZ IM DOWN WIV A DIVIN TAKKLE! Grogdrinkka getz ter iz feet an itz Catcheur oo smakz Grogdrinka onter iz arse. Well dat lookz like dat az Catcheur pickz up der ball BUT EE DECIDEZ TER STOP ON DER GOAL LINE ! Grogdrinkka lookz pissed off, ee getz up, dodgez too takkles, unloadz on Catcheur an badly urtz im den pikkz up der ball! Az diz supa gobo saved der day fer der tide? Not if Thrower az summat ter do wiv it az ee getz up an nokkz Grogdrinkka ovva, pikkz up der ball AN AGEN REFUSEZ TER SKORE !!! WOT IZ GOIN ON ?!!! Grogdrinnka obviously finkz dis iz tekkin der mikk az wunce agen ee dragz iz body off der floor an teks Thrower ter der dekk agen, an wunce agen skoopz up der ball ! Wot an effert by Grogdrinkka! Manu chao triez ter blitz arr ero BUT NO, FREEFINGERZ BRINGZ IM DOWN WIV AN ACE DIVIN TAKKLE! Der Saintz av totally botched dat alf o football, but Grogdrinnka ent dun as ee smashes Tien AN AZ KILLED IM! An der whistle goes fer alf time an wot a alf by Grogdrinkka.

Ang on, sumfin az bin frown owt o der Saintz dug owt, it lookz like a teddy bear, now a scuffle az broken owt. Diz iz extrowdinary! An now we iz getting wurd dat DER SAINTZ AZ KONCEEDED !!! I NEVVA FORT I WUD SEE DER DAY DAT SUMWUN WUD KONCEED AGAINST DER TIDE AT ALF TIME WIV DER SKORE AT 0-0 !!! An der elves ent appy wiv der koach az star wardancer Manu chao, star frowwa Thrower an supa star katcha Catcheur AV ALL KWIT DER TEEM IN DISGUZT !!! WOT IZ APPENIN ERE ITZ MENTAL !!! An der fanz ent appy an datz my kew ter leeve, TIDE WIN BY KONSESHUN, NOW LEG IT!!!!"
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Posted by Leilond on 2015-04-22 14:38:27
GO TIDE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three star players lost for fear of Gobbos! That's completely AWESOME
GO TIDE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by xnoelx on 2015-04-22 14:44:07
A Frenchman, surrendering? That seems very hard to believe.

Ahem...
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-04-22 14:47:39
MWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Posted by Zed on 2015-04-22 14:48:28
Lost 3 players with the concede, so shameful.
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2015-04-22 15:02:03
Congratulations, great result!

Conceding to Goblins, I am surprised the entire team didn't leave ...
Posted by paradocks on 2015-04-22 15:06:36
Positively a defining moment in sports history
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2015-04-22 15:11:20
love the tide wanting more victories for them however they come thumbs up to gobbo
Posted by Harad on 2015-04-22 15:35:26
Wow. Is this the Tide's best ever streak? I can remember the previous win so it must be close.

I want to understand the concession. I want to understand quantum mechanics and this concession.
Posted by Kam on 2015-04-22 15:51:37
The lamer tries to stall versus Stunties (not to mention the Tide) - which has become the norm nowadays - and concedes when it fails? Eternal shame!
Posted by AegisTheHyena on 2015-04-22 16:12:39
While I don't pay attention to the Tide all that often... such an action by another coach ESPECIALLY as a 0-0 score... even I'd play it out (complaining a little, but I'd still play it out)!

ROLL TIDE!
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-04-22 16:55:47
I only stall against stunties when I have doubts about winning otherwise. Hasn't happened vs the tide yet, though I hope to lose to them someday (and not by concession).
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-04-22 17:15:39
I suppose it would be frowned upon to PM the coach to laugh at him. Too bad. Let's hope he reads this, then.
Posted by happygrue on 2015-04-22 17:47:14
Leaving the team from the concession:

Thrower named Thrower.
Catcher named Catcheur.
Wardancer nambed Manu chao.

So the admins are saved some work renaming players too. Win-win-win! :D
Posted by pythrr on 2015-04-22 17:47:53
hehe, that's pretty damn funny
Posted by Kam on 2015-04-22 17:48:14
@ The_Sage: I definitely understand you stall vs Flings with an AG5 for instance instead of scoring at t7 for instance, unfortunately, now the norm is to stall even if you could score at t2 (which is, by the way, generally counter-productive), or even when the stunty team is already completely destroyed.

But I guess it also depends on how you view the game. Generally I try to make it fun for both me and my opponent instead of trying to win at all cost (in regular games that is).
Posted by pythrr on 2015-04-22 17:52:14
yeah, conceeding coach is one of those posterier fancying monkeys who names his players Nim, Nam, Nom, Num, etc in order to thumb his nose at the naming rules. I would beat him with a baguette, if I ruled the world. Sadly I don't, hence the world is a vale of chaos and sorrow.

Posted by DaCoach on 2015-04-22 17:55:25
When having a good laugh over something like this, always consider it might be a poor soul having a RL emergency, and not knowing that it is perfectly OK to abandon the game and complete it later in such a situation.

But that being said, I chuckled as well - good win, humiliating defeat.
Posted by Village_Idiot on 2015-04-22 18:21:43
A glorious day for sports everywhere!
Posted by akaRenton on 2015-04-22 19:39:36
Hahahaha! That just did a lot to cheer me up from an otherwise fekkin horrible day.
Posted by Malmir on 2015-04-22 20:01:48
I never stall against stunties - I'd feel less of a man. This attitude has cost me several wins :)
Posted by Zacharias on 2015-04-23 03:10:58
Really good job from Der Green Tide!!!
Respact! :D
Posted by Jeffro on 2015-04-23 16:16:23
*ROLL TIDE!!*
Posted by liquidorange on 2015-04-23 16:52:40
Roll Tide, Roll.
Posted by eldritchfox on 2015-05-09 23:43:34
Some blogs should be rated higher than a 6. ROLL TIDE!!