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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
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Orc
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13/3/17
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2014-11-11 15:20:29
18 votes, rating 6
The Heist 3: Stick as many cute Ewoks it is as possible for the toy money
The Great Gobbo is walking up the path to his cave after having just been dropped off by the team cart following the Fumbbl Cup. He is happy, knowing that his brilliant plan to use the Cup as cover for the greatest heist in history was a success, the note informing him of the mission's positive outcome securely eaten in his stomach. And the team had actually done quite well in the cup, avoiding any major injuries after putting themselves up to play some of the greatest teams in the world. Getting drunk and abusing the coaches in Left My Heart In San Francisco's game had been a lot of fun and the excellent game programme produced by Painstate and Sonrises was going to go up on the team's wall of honour. He pushed aside the piece of board that was temporarily being used as a front door after the last one exploded and was hit in the face by a fluffy ball of feline fury. Screaming in pain the Great Gobbo nearly rips his own face off removing what appears to be a ball of fur, claws and evil.
The Great Gobbo: "SUM WUN TELL ME WOT THE ZOGGIN ELL IZ GOIN ON RITE NOW!"
Doc Eadcase appears with a sleeping kitten in his arms as the Great Gobbo attempts to keep the miniature whirling dervish of hate at arms length from his face.
Doc Eadcase: "Ello boss, dese katz are ace innit!"
GG: "WOT IN THE NAME OF GORK AN MORK ARE DEY DOIN IN ME KAVE?"
Doc E: "Err, it's part o der plan boss....."
GG: "Wot plan?"
Doc E: "Der heist plan. Yew sed afta der robbery ter bring der loot bak ter yer kave"
GG: "Yeh, dat iz der plan. At no point doez it say fill me kave wiv bleedin katz!"
Doc E: "Eh, wot yew talkin bout boss, dey IZ der loot!"
GG: "Wot?"
Doc E: "Yeh, we broke inter der CBA, went inter der bak an nicked evvryfin dat wuz behind barz jus like yew sed"
GG: "So where did deese bluddy katz kum frum?"
Doc E: "Eh? Dey wuz dere only fingz behind der bars"
GG: "Yew iz tellin me dat der Altdorf Bar an Casino ad nuffin in itz vault except undredz o katz?"
Doc E: "Err, der where?"
GG: "Der Altdorf Bar an Casino, der ABC"
Doc E: "Ahhhh......."
GG: "Ahhhh WOT?"
Doc E: "Der ABC..."
GG: "Yes"
Doc E: "Not der CBA?...."
GG: "Wot iz der CBA?"
Doc E: "Der Cat Breeders Assosiation........"
There is a silence, the kind of silence that means lots of shouting is on the way and it's building up to it
GG: (quietly) "Lemme get diz strait, yew an der ladz blew der doorz off, an den robbed der Cat Breederz Assosiashun, den brought all der katz bak ere ter my kave?"
Doc E: (very nervously) "Err, yeh. Yeh we did do dat. Briten up der place tho dunt dey?...."
GG: "I iz goin ter ...."
Sounds of a cart pulling up in the drive
GG: "OH SMEG NIGE'S BAKK! RUN!"
A red blur races into the cave and the Great Gobbo and Doc Eadcase are both lucky enough to jump up and hold onto a wall mounted torch holder as there is nothing on the floor but death and destruction. Blood, fur and little pink collars go flying everywhere as Nigel becomes an unstoppable red pinball of death. A kittens head rolls out into the hall, a look of pure terror embossed forever on it's large innocent eyes. The noise is terrible, an unholy mixture of furniture smashing and hundreds of cats being slaughtered. The Great Gobbo looks over to Doc Eadcase with a weird glint in his eye.
GG: "Yew az a choice, yew kan eivver drop down an tek yer chances wiv Nige or yer kan stay up ere an tek yer chances wiv me"
Doc Eadcase hits the floor and just avoids Nigel as she goes whizzing past before making a bolt for the door and escaping into the night.
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Posted by Badoek on 2014-11-26 19:01:50
OOooh I've missed this one! Lovely write up again, as usual.
I could do with a picture of the aftermath though... anyone?