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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
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2018-01-05 12:15:30
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2014-12-31 10:04:22
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2014-09-11 16:16:54
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2014-10-19 22:19:28
14 votes, rating 6
Thinking Outside The Bucket
We enter the Great Gobbos office to find the head coach of the Green Tide sat in his interest free leather chair with a metal bucket on his head with a lit candle on top of it.

KO! Magazine: "Great Gobbo, why have you got a bucket on your head with a candle on top of it?"
Great Gobbo: (muffled) "Koz I iz finkin"
KO!: "Thinking about what?"
GG : (muffled) "Ow I wuz cheeted in our last too gamez, furst by a bunch o nekromantik fashul air wearin zombys an den by der Flyin Sammiches oo iz ment ter be a alflin teem but ad moar treemen playin fer em den Fangorn Forest! So I needz ter kum up wiv sum new kunnin planz ter counter such deviuz taktiks."
KO!: "OK, so how does wearing a bucket with a candle on it help you think?"
GG: (muffled) "Yer no ow wen yew az a gud ideer dat dey say a light kumz on abuv yer ead?"
KO!: "Yeeeeeeees........."
GG: (muffled) "Well it makez sense den dat if yer az a lite on yer ead den ideerz will kum ter yew"
KO!: "That sounds reasonable enough, well we will leave you in peace with your crayons"

As we open the door to leave in creeps Nigel with what can only be described as a tree in her mouth. She gives us a wink as we shut the door and five seconds later we hear what sounds like SMASH! KLAAAAAANG! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! The office door bursts open and out bounds Nigel with a huge grin on her face leaving a very angry and very foul mouthed Great Gobbo flailing round in her wake, trying to remove a bucket that is now firmly wedged on his head.
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