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The_Great_Gobbo
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Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
45/46/690
Win Percentage
9%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
14/5/21
Win Percentage
41%
Overall
[R]
Experienced
Overall
Record
59/51/710
Win Percentage
10%
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2020

2020-03-26 17:11:33
rating 5.8
2020-03-26 01:47:40
rating 5.5

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
rating 6
2016-12-07 21:09:17
rating 6
2016-12-06 17:59:32
rating 6
2016-10-06 08:51:41
rating 5.7
2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
rating 5.8

2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
rating 5.4
2015-10-12 15:43:14
rating 6
2015-10-05 15:10:52
rating 6
2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
rating 6
2015-06-30 11:54:03
rating 5.9
2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
rating 5.6
2015-04-10 01:05:15
rating 5.5
2015-03-17 00:43:05
rating 5.7
2015-03-12 14:31:14
rating 6
2015-03-11 00:24:39
rating 5.8
2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
rating 5.3
2015-02-23 15:46:24
rating 6
2015-02-19 12:56:45
rating 6
2015-01-22 12:58:39
rating 5.6
2015-01-20 18:36:18
rating 6
2015-01-20 13:55:35
rating 5.7
2015-01-13 17:42:41
rating 6
2015-01-12 14:19:44
rating 5.6
2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
rating 5.7
2014-12-30 10:59:38
rating 6
2014-12-23 09:56:24
rating 6
2014-12-10 14:26:16
rating 5.9
2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
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2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2020-03-26 17:11:33
26 votes, rating 5.8
Doc Eadcase's guide ter survivin der plague
Az Der Tide's offishul Doc der Great Gobbo az asked me ter give yew all sum advice on ow ter survive der plague, ere we go...

1) Stay in yer kaves unless yew doant afta
2) (Not specikikally bowt der virus but gud advice non der less) Doant stikk jigsaw pieces up yer bum
3) Rememba ter spit on yer mits befoar tuchin anyfin, specially yer kok ter stop chaffin
4) Dere iz no numma 4
5) Kombine self isolashun wiv self love ter keep yer armz strong
6) Stay owta me garden yew pesky kidz
7) Doant tuch yer ballz afta a skwirrel az tuched em
8) Likk all surfaces kleen
9) Smoke loadsa fagz ter keep yer lungz warm an elfy
10) Insted o shakin andz wiv sumwun jus nut em

Rite dat shud do it unless yew wanna end up playin fer der Nurgles Rotterz an leeve me alone az i iz gunna be busy self luvvin until we getz der all kleer.

Doc Eadcase.

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Comments
Posted by Badoek on 2020-03-26 19:03:30
Thanks doc!
Posted by CroixFer on 2020-03-27 10:21:52
Is there any app to change "normal" speech into goblin? I would like to have it myself

Also, "4" is the bad luck number for goblinz? I always thought they could barely count to 2... let alone knowing what a 4 was. Obviously I understand Doc is a literate man and thus able to count till 10 (guess that is the reason for 10 points in the guide), but wonder why 4 is considered a bad luck number for the rest of the goblinkind
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2020-03-27 12:33:21
4 ent nuffin ter do wiv superstitchin, i just kuddunt be arsed ter fink o wun.

An if yew wanna be in der Tide yew afta be able ter kownt ter 10 ter keep trakk o der opposishunz skore!
Posted by eldritchfox on 2020-03-27 16:06:11
My erm "friend" may have got this advice too late. Is it ok to draw a new Jigsaw piece on a bit of paper?
Posted by hissa-lives on 2020-03-28 09:30:23
Wondered why you were walking even more funny than normal
Posted by DrDeath on 2020-03-29 00:38:36
Thanks Doc that's really useful, have been wondering for years why I walk funny too and all my jigsaw sets are incomplete.